schmed

verb: to flake out, let down, abandon, not show up as promised.

forms: schmed, schmedded, schmedding

"I'm giving you the money for my ticket now, so don't schmed out on me!"

"Looks like Ed schmedded out on us again. I guess I'll ask my brother to drive us to the liquor store."

"If you plan on schmedding out on me again, don't ask me for any more favors."

by Dolores Z. June 29, 2006

schmuckatelli

1. a person who let's people in their house for 15 minutes when their parents aren't home and think they're bad ass

2. a slang term of endeerment between friends

1. mom i didnt mean to be such a schmuckatelli

2. heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy schmuckatelli how are ya

by pre-wrap December 17, 2008

schmeds

Large highly visible splotches of underarm perspiration.

Larry's otherwise brilliant presentation was marred by the sight of his humongous schmeds.

by marekate February 24, 2008

Schmids

Marijuana advertised as mids, when in reality it is schwag.

Man, I smoked some schmids the other day, and I wasn't even buzzed.

by Chimp of Doom October 2, 2008

schmuck

someone's dick.

Also used offensively.

"You're a schmuck, you know that?"

"Shut up and eat your dinner."

by Hannah Montana June 15, 2007

schmuck

a Joey, a fool, a penis

That Joey is a real schmuck

by bernedette March 23, 2004

Schmuck

Someone who gets out of the shower to piss.

"I'm taking a shower but I gotta piss. What the fuck am i gonna do?Hmm I better get out and use the toilet..... Wow, I'm a pretty big schmuck."

by OL' JERZEY BAZSTID October 26, 2015