Scared gopher

When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out

1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!

2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.

3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!

by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021

Scared High

When you smack the mid one too many times and you begin to feel too zooted. It can be especially scary for beginners and can cause full blown panic attacks. For seasoned veterans it’s hardly a worry since they’ve experienced this thousands of times. It can become somewhat of a hobby to force yourself to get scared high and see how you react.

Friend 1: “I smoked a .5 reggie blunt of some Stinkpuss OG and immediately became scared high”
Friend 2: “The way she goes my guy the way she goes.”

by TBahamaswag1234 June 10, 2020

scared sober

when you’re under the influence and encountered by someone who’s not supposed to know.. all of a sudden you feel sober

“Man, when my mom walked into my room I was scared sober”

by greenbeansyes4 September 17, 2022

scare-mo

Homosexual and/or Elmo dressed up as a scarecrow.

Dan's Scare-mo costume totally rocks.

by Jesseho January 31, 2014

Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.

When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.

by Truruuus January 28, 2022

The Scared Player

There is a normal day you go to school

A few years later when u finished collage You go to work but then..
You see a Strange kid that isn't normal
It looks strange more like it isn't a kid
Something strange happened!
U look to the employees and u see that they aren't there anymore
Everything Goes Dark And the only thing u can see is Nothing IT IS JUST DARK
And Then That kid Gets close to you and then You wake up from ur bed
"Oof, That was a dream" *sigh*
Then You look outside Wait... Why is everything Dark
"uhhh was that a dream or was it real?|
*You Contact Your Friend*
"Hey Dude, There is something weird happening"
"I know dude" Your friend said
"Oh Dude btw there is something under my be-" *Beep* He disconnects
"uhh Dude, You there....???"
"I CAN SEE YOU" Some strange voice You hear
You Run and Run Screaming for Help but no one is there to save you
You look behind AND THERE IS SOMETHING RUNNING TO YOU
*You Run As fast as you can*
*You get blocked with a wall*
"I guess this is the end"
*Wakes Up Again*
"wait what"
"this is strange"
"You go outside and everything is fine"
"oh that was a dream"
You look behind you and then you are gone

The End

Someone Who is scared from something
"The Scared Player"

by Rainyar April 23, 2022

Ain’t scared meter

An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.

Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?

Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.

by WiebeWonder June 28, 2022