Samuel Harness

The Samuel Harness is a one of its kind coffee you can order at Tim Hortons. It consists of an extra large cup and for sugar and for cream. This makes it an XL poor by four. into words it could be described as silky sweet! It could almost be described as milky sweet but that would be too sake. It is actually so colourful and cute that you just might want to Google it. And while you’re at it, you may also want to find the Wi-Fi who also happens to be a hooker… Not just any hooker; but the kind that will end world good question wondering I don’t know we’re all kind of Elaine world frustration. Oh wait a moment that was Siri being drunk again, she clearly meant to say hunger. And if you don’t know now you know too early in the morning for me. Again I think Siri is drunk because she clearly meant to say the N-word. Do you know what the N-word is never.So true. IOENO000 sweet home Alabama

Can I get me a samuelharness around here? Tour where can I find a samuelharness in the mountains? Or give me a Amber F and Samuel harness or I blow this up! Give me a samuelharness or I’ll have a hissy fit!!!

by Kora-lea Beth Hooker-Harness 🌮 April 7, 2022

samuel con

a teenager who has a strange obsession with animal jam, loves drugs, and repeatedly says no shit sherlock.

Your such a samuel con stop watching breaking bad
“no shit sherlock” - samuel con
8$ for 1000 sapphires is not a good deal, dont be such a samuel con

by Emery’shand(pregnant ) April 22, 2022

Samuel Au

Handsome Asian guy with 6 pack abs who starts every conversation at a high school and start with "Want to have sex with me. What's your number so I can come to your house and bang you up. 😏"

A guy pulled an Samuel Au on me when he wanted to have sex right away instead of actually getting to know me first.

That's so Samuel Au of you to treat that boy like a piece of meat.

I'm no Samuel Au! I love girl not boys!

by Jacques from (Of mice and men) May 2, 2022

Samuel Francis Kiszka

amazing, awesome, coolest, perfect bass player, insanely good looking, has hair that is more beautiful and luscious than any woman's, funny, in a really good band. THE BEST

Samuel Francis Kiszka is hot.

by youknowimcool January 3, 2023

Andrew Samuels

A Princeton soccer goalie commit who simultaneously serves his duty as a professional bag seller.

Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022

Samuel

a professional alligator wrestler who lives in the dirty south of new mexico. Spends his weekends on his porch chewing tobacco and spitting into a tin can, but weekdays satisfying tourist's curiosity with a display of classic gator wrestling. In his spare time he likes to youtube magic tricks and practice them in the mirror. Samuel's are not afraid to get dirty, messy, smell like shit, and live life on the edge. They like attention and the sweet taste of honey on toast. When naked they spontaneously combust.

tourist-one: What is there to do in this god forsaken desert?

tourist-two: Have you heard of samuel?
tourist-one: No. Why? Is he some sort of magician?
tourist-two: Only in his spare time. He is a gator wrestler.
tourist-one: Damn, lets go see him wrestle!

by thebestmanalivesincemeohwait June 28, 2010

smeel

A mysterious female bodily function. This word is commonly used in some Canadian cities.

One would often use the word smeel to mock red-heads, for some reason it is affiliated with them in particular. We also find it more often used to poke fun at men rather than to actually describe said female bodily function. Women take pride in their smeeling, and mock men for their lack of ability to smeel (and the fact most men don't know what this word means).

" A girl from Barrie just told me that ginger Cody doesn't smeel."

by kass087 November 10, 2009