N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.
Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."
Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."
Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."
by Eizzil Rose November 22, 2011
Get the Brown-Eyed Salutemug. When you and your girl are driving down highway at night.. she is sucking your dick .. ass up while you finger here from behind. While passing large trucks you hit the dome light by so truckers have full view. They will usually respond with a honk... Hopefully you got a down ass chick or your gonna be in trouble at this point.
by FCCMoney April 30, 2020
Get the Trucker Salutemug. The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.
by Understatements January 8, 2019
Get the glass salutemug. The act of shaking hands with somebody while still having pussy juice on your fingers.
Variations:
(1) - Offensive (intentionally)
(2) - Defensive (unintentionally)
Variations:
(1) - Offensive (intentionally)
(2) - Defensive (unintentionally)
The slimy salute is being defined in two ways:
(1) Since she always had an attitude towards me I decided to give Susans mother a slimy salute.
(2) Last night I couldn't clean up my hands in time so I had to give Susans dad a slimy salute.
(1) Since she always had an attitude towards me I decided to give Susans mother a slimy salute.
(2) Last night I couldn't clean up my hands in time so I had to give Susans dad a slimy salute.
by bighadron August 5, 2017
Get the The slimy salutemug. Noun. Derivative form of the "21 Gun Salute" given when a popular pornstar, insta-hoe, or other girl in the sex industry sadly dies.
by Duke, PhD January 23, 2025
Get the 21 Cum Salutemug. noun - a salute is a sign of respect. It is also a traditional way of showing your hand to make it obvious that you do not have a weapon in it so are not threatening.
A digital salute is a friendlier version of that - needing only a single finger. The middle one. Usually served with beer & friends.
A digital salute is a friendlier version of that - needing only a single finger. The middle one. Usually served with beer & friends.
by BobBEGGZ July 27, 2025
Get the Digital Salutemug. Firing your love cannon to mark her face on royal or state occasions. These events can include dressing up as royals of any century and lighting her muzzle up on stripping of titles from royals, Queen's deaths, the opening of Parliament, births of no branches baby bloodline boys, tropical women getting brought in to improve dna, visits of foreign heads of state or monthly blood, and getting front page of any gossip rag. Your good goo catapult should fire as many times as you can for 24 hours normally and fire near her Tower of London or in her royal place. The number of rounds you get through her castle walls varies according to the occasion. For example, 41 rounds can fired from all your friends when a child is born to a member of the royal family if you are one of the parents.
Just heard David Bowie and Rolling Stones singing together and feel a pulsing Royal Salute needs to be made in honor of the little island that could.
by travelinmattinok October 3, 2022
Get the Royal Salutemug.