jacob sartorius

an extremely talented 18 year old and he his so sexy and i love him to bits

hey look it’s sexy jacob sartorius

by jacobsartoriuslover12 November 19, 2020

Santorum's Law

A rule that states if you aren't being ridiculed with vile, hate-filled, vitriolic, death threats and insults because of your views, you aren't trying hard enough.

You :Man, I told this lady I was pro-life and she started freaking out and calling me awful names telling me she wished my mom would have aborted me!
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.

by djshawman2 January 4, 2013

santoro

last name of a blue eyed brown hair guy who plays girls for all he can. Usually is ugly but some how gets alot of ass. Is attracted to awkward girls. and has creepy friends.

"Dam did you hear about santoro and monica?"
"wait i thought he was getting with Julia?"
"HES GETTIN WITH BOTH COCK FACE"

by joe simalajdfdskalhfsadlg March 28, 2009

Jacob Sartorius

A lovely kind hearted boy who loves and appreciates his fans unlike other who is incredibly talented at singing and bring smiles to everyone’s face who see him and incredibly handsome

Dang Jacob Sartorius is so hot

by Lillbbg November 27, 2018

sacto

the crappiest place on earth

Sacto is hot and smells like a cow's dung.

by sum dum guy November 5, 2002

Jacob Sartorios

A boy who stuck his head in a bowl of poison ivy and started looking like a chipmunk

Jacob Sartorios's music makes your ears bleed he thinks that he is Justin Bieber🙊

by M.E.C August 14, 2017

Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius is one of the most known teenager as of 2018. Sartorius just released a new ep ‘Better With You’ and it is absolutely amazing. He has so much talent and has the best fandom called the Sartorians.

Person 1: Who is this? This is a good song.

Person 2: That’s Jacob Sartorius. He used to be the cringe musically kid.

Person 1: Wow! He has so much talent

by delightful.jacobs November 25, 2018