Slinging Goob

A euphemism for jacking off. The term is deprived of the substance, goob, that is ejected, slung, from the male genitalia.

Chester was caught behind the water cooler on the 6th tee box slinging goob, at least he got it out of his system.

by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022

swining

swining is when someone is whining about a fake advantage in a video game or calling cheats on someone

player1: bro your actually aimbotting
player2: I'm obviously not stop swining

by FrozenNeverSleep September 9, 2023

Angry singing

To sing with an angry expression or look of disdain on the face

Angry singing usually includes having one's arms crossed or moving one's head around with sass while belting out a tune.

by what_a_keeper November 21, 2011

yogurt slinging

When you're masturbating and you cum so hard that it splatters everywhere.

Dude 1: Dude, I walked into my friend's room, it's a mess, there is... white stuff everywhere!

Dude 2: He's probably been yogurt slinging again!

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

Ring stinging poo denter

A ring stinging poo denter, is when two gay men with very thick penises have anal intercourse with each other right before needing to take a shit and the person on the receiving end will feel their ring stinging and their feces being dented at the same time.

Far out dude. Gary gave me a ring stinging poo denter the other day! My ring still hurts now! And god! I couldn't take a shit for like 5 hours dude, it was painful!

by n8frompap October 25, 2018

Hate singing

When a song comes on that you don’t like, but have heard so many times that you sing along to without realizing for a minute.

Today that song by the Lumineers came on the radio and I was hate singing in the car for a minute.

by WhoCaresToKnow January 31, 2020

yogurt-singing

When you sing a song but you get all the lyrics wrong.

Can either be used in reference to someone consistently getting the lyrics wrong or for someone making lyrics up as you go along for lack of knowing the song.

OMG that's a classic case of yogurt-singing!

by aieaeoo December 1, 2020