Swamp Donkey

Stupid ugly broad you find lurking around bars near closing time, looking for drunk guys who didn't pick up any of the good looking fish and then are so wasted, that they end up being "picked up" by the disease infested mongrel also known as "Swamp Donkey".

Yo guy, i woke up this morning rolled over and found the biggest ugliest Swamp Donkey laying next to me, told me her name was jenny, then i smacked her, spat on her then threw her outside.

by Freddy_G54321 November 4, 2009

swamp donkey

Female bereft of physical beauty; tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg.

"...i'd had a few beers and thought i'd go look for a swamp donkey..."

by Moose McEvil December 28, 2005

Swamp ninja

A term for a black person. It can mean "cool", or it could be derogatory.

I hired a swamp ninja to rob that bank for me.

by Lancington June 9, 2011

swamp moose

Any girl that lives in Dundalk, usually lacking a full set of teeth.

That chick is a crack smokin Swamp Moose

by Star the dundalk hater May 19, 2004

Swamp Donkeys

Groupies, Sluts, Group of skanks that swarm the bars

"Dude, I need some poon, where's all the swamp donkeys?"

by Mel Chappell December 20, 2008

Swamp Crotch

When you sweat and the gooch area is as wet as a swamp.

Yo nigga I got the swamp crotch. Imma go take a shower!

by seabass72 January 29, 2010

Swamp Fart

A horrendously awful fart. Not necessarily the hot burning kind though. Its hard to explain but it's a very distinct type of fart, and if you fart a swamp fart or smell one then the name suddenly makes sense. This usually result from an upset stomach or just not eating well, or eating something that doesn't agree with you.

"Dude I totally just let a Swamp Fart loose... I can tell it is one and I can't even smell it yet..."

"What's a Swamp Fart?"

"...*raises eyebrow*"

"OMG! *grabs entire face* Now I understand!"

by Insomniholic September 8, 2009