suck on a chode

suck a small and wide dick

"hi fredrik, why dont you go and suck on a chode" suck on a chode

by willdic April 26, 2016

suck socks

A slang directive utilized to tell someone to fuck themselves, but in a much more friendly, almost childlike manner.

Hey man, why don’t you just suck socks?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2019

suck tit

what you call someone who is a big baby or afraid to do something adventurous, or has no courage, - meaning "you are such a baby you might as well still be sucking your mother's tit (breast)."

You don't want to play hockey without a helmet, you "suck tit"?

by Verona Bythesea January 24, 2009

suck a toe

A phrase used when you don’t want to be a bully

martha:hey jill
Jill: Suck a toe

by suck a toe42069 February 10, 2019

LIFE SUCKS

So Bad That if Earth asked me if I wanted one I'd say naw fam

LIFE SUCKS AND ITS BAAAAD

by Dr. Dude Man January 4, 2019

suck it dry

1.) To give fellatio until one is to run dry of semen.
2.) Used interjectionally without knowing the meaning by the mind-controlling alien in Aqua Teen Hunger Force after he learned it from one of Carls talk-nasty tapes. Then later said at his own will after a job interview.

interviewer: Okay, well when we start hiring.. animals or whatever.. we'll give you a call.
alien: suck it dry!

by bobbyw September 12, 2004

suck bag

A variation of the douche bag. From the same family but much more severe. Someone you would enjoy watching get painfully attacked by crazed weasels.
Example:
1.The kid in school who would remind the teacher about the homework.
2.The slow witted 18 year old girl who goes 35 in the left lane.
3. Chet from Wierd Science, Dr. Chilton from Silence of the Lambs, or Carrot Top.
4.The sibling/cousin/assface that snitches to your parents when you're smoking pot in your room.

Chet explained to mom and dad the difference between insense and pot smoke...what a suck bag.

by The Devil's Mistress July 20, 2005