whistle up a stump

Go away you’re a waste of time. Piss off. You’re actions are useless.
I’ve heard it all before, go whistle up a stump.
by Johnnysc7 October 29, 2021
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Redwood Stump

A redwood stump is a severed penis, to which, looks like, a bleeding wooden tree stump, thus it's name.
Ew, I bet that guy has a redwood stump!
by thecutsaregettingdeeper September 01, 2015
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Stump jumping

The act of a female jumping from dick to dick.
I've been told from multiple friends Kelly been stump jumping between 5 diff guys.
by Cantinfluence May 05, 2024
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bump stumps

When two females rub their vaginas together.
When my girlfriend gets drunk she likes to bump stumps with her friend while I watch in the corner dressed as Batman.
by Explainatorium June 09, 2020
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Kicking the Stump

"Kicking the stump" refers to engaging in activities that are ultimately unproductive and futile, often imposed by an employer or authority figure, despite their lack of meaningful impact or effectiveness. These actions are typically repetitive, redundant, and serve little purpose beyond fulfilling arbitrary or bureaucratic requirements. This term captures the essence of tasks that waste time and resources without contributing to any significant outcome or progress.
Despite knowing the prospects had already declined the offer due to higher prices, the sales team spent their afternoon kicking the stump by making follow-up calls, as mandated by their manager.
by The Irony Insurgent July 09, 2024
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stump hunting

When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!
"Hey let's go do some stump hunting sweetheart!!" Her:"what's that?" You:"you'll find out!!"
by LillDaryl April 29, 2022
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