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Patrick Stump Lesbian

A Patrick Stump lesbian is a lesbian that is sexually attracted to women, but they have a special place for Patrick Stump. You don’t need to be sexually attracted to Patrick Stump to be a Patrick Stump lesbian, you just need to be a lesbian and a HUGE fan of Patrick Stump.
Oh my gosh, Patrick Stump is so pookie. I’m definitely a Patrick Stump lesbian. Like, I love him so much!”
by Definitely very smart May 2, 2024
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stump jumping music

generaly a term used by old people to refer to new age music thats past there era such as hip hop, rap, techno, and anything else that has a fast eletronic beat
you kids and your damn "stump jumping music" is irritating.
by KAPTAIN CAVEMAN October 3, 2011
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Stump N' Tug

When a man or woman who is missing legs pulls on your necklace, stethoscope, or other appendage.
When I leaned in to kiss her, she gave me an aggressive stump n' tug.
by spankendorf December 6, 2024
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chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.
Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.
by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010
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whistle up a stump

Go away you’re a waste of time. Piss off. You’re actions are useless.
I’ve heard it all before, go whistle up a stump.
by Johnnysc7 October 29, 2021
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munted stump

An example of a munted stump is Angelica Bucca. No further explaining needed.x
"Angelica is my munted stump". Said Kate
by Vancruiser101 October 8, 2013
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