Stump

A goofball-ass bish who cant read, and thinks a synonym is a bun.

Julianna is such a stump.. I cant believe she's dating Bill, he's way too smart for her.

by UrbanDictionaryNat June 17, 2018

Stumping

The act of hopping from one tree stump to another. Like a trampoline but for people who’s family was too poor to buy a trampoline

Person A: “did you ever have a trampoline growing up?”
Person B: “no, but I did a hell of a lot of stumping”

by Snaggletooth24 August 4, 2018

Stump

The shortened version of Stumphead.

"these kids are stumps"

by Abragore January 23, 2019

stump

stump is a word used to describe an idiot or a dumbass

that kid in math class is fucking stump

by lgmacallum September 4, 2018

Stump

just a useless ass nigga

Man that Johnathan guy is such a Stump

by LatexCondom July 16, 2019

Shit Stump

The act of trying to flatulate out out gas from your rectum, but is blocked by a small piece of feces that was pushed through the bowels by gas, usually needing to get the blockage clears by going to the restroom.

"Man, I really have to fart, but every time I try, I feel like it's blocked by a shit stump, And I feel like I have to shit."

by Kyzore November 20, 2019

Chunk Stumps

Lumps that forms on a girl's ass/legs due to the absence of exercise and a proper diet.

Damn that girl was thick, but those chunk stumps turned me off.

by Faggotwagon May 12, 2019