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Speed bump 

One who is always slowing down those around him/her because they are slow themselves.
I hate working with Tom. It takes forever to get anything dne because he is such a speed bump
Speed bump by jimmyeatdorrito December 30, 2007
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Speed Of Sound 

Kickass new Coldplay single. To be released as a cd single on May 23rd.
"Birds go flyin' at the speed of sound..."
Speed Of Sound by strong badian April 26, 2005

speed mountains

The overly large speed bumps. Affects lowered cars by scraping the their whole under carriage out mostly but have been known to catch some un-modded cars.
I cant drive my car into your apartments cause they have speed mountains and Im not trying to scrape my shizzle
speed mountains by Ya Fahva November 5, 2006

speed bump times 

hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!
trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!

all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!

first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!

Speed Fuck

ejaculating with groundbreaking speed, so fast you will slow down time itself
Yesterday a really unpopular boy named Paco speed fucked a guy, because he is gay
Speed Fuck by DatAsianKid March 16, 2014

Speed of fast 

The variable speed of an object moving much faster than the speed sound, but roughly under the speed of light.
Damn negro runs speed of fast!
Speed of fast by Rabboonie November 13, 2014