Spank Balls

A sport in which someone (the spoof) throws a latex glove filled with water up to 2-5 people who have to catch it in their pants to accumulate a point. First to 3 points wins

Hey, do you want to go play some Spank Balls

by Drake Foley March 19, 2020

Spank File

The part of your brain you store raunchy images or steamy intimate memories for use during solo stimulation.

Wow, you were really sexy in that lingerie, I'm putting that in the spank file.

by kosmochic March 08, 2011

blank spank

Jerking off despite knowing the well is dry.

It was officially a blank spank by round three.

by spicollii September 02, 2013

Presidential Spanking

When you accidentally leave change on your couch while masturbating, and it leaves the imprints of presidents faces on your ass cheeks.

"Man i've got to check where i sit from now on, i got such a presidential spanking last night!"

by Dixon Hans October 20, 2015

Spank plankton

Semen.

There was spank plankton in your food

by ClassyBrassy June 30, 2019

spank fuck

To want to bang a chick rough and possibly spank her while you're doing it.

damn i wanna spank fuck that little bitch

by NelloD July 11, 2008

Spank Planking

The act of discretely masturbating while planking.

His facial expressions made it look like he was spank planking on top of the bench.

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011