Wetaskiwin wax seal

The act of Cumming in the eye and then proceeding to stab the same eye with the tip of your penis.

"Last night I gave her the wetaskiwin wax seal."

by Dosethouevenrectum October 6, 2023

Vacuum sealed

Vacuum sealed means airtight

see airtight and Tupperwhore

by Stias September 5, 2005

brake the seal

When you first have to take a piss while drinking alcohol. Once you brake the seal, you will be sporadically peeing all night.

Nooo! Don't brake the seal! Try to hold it.

by teshhhh August 17, 2010

Navy SEALS

HOOYAH! Hootin, Lootin' and Parchutin' Frogmen who Kick Ass and take names later. Members of Naval Special Warfare Command who have the illest and sickest equipment for the execution of special operations. Feared by Evil and respected worldwide the many countries send their frogmen to Coronado, California for BUD/S Training so that they too can kick ass with the rest of the free world.

When it absolutely positively has to be taken out overnight, Call 1-800-US NAVY SEALS

by DEVGRU September 17, 2003

sdeal

Having such a good deal on a purchase that it's as if it were stealing.

Dude, check this thing out from Black Friday! It's a sdeal!

by dasUBU December 3, 2010

Seal fucker

Racial slur reserved for Canadains do to an abundance of happy seals in Canada.

Alberta is a beautiful place to visit if you don't mind all the seal fuckers.

by LP's dad March 23, 2011

Sleal

A cross between a sloth and a seal. A.K.A. N.D. Common foods of the sleal: They survive mostly on corn-dogs. Their natural habitat is Sleal Island off the coast of Georgia. Be aware of sleal impersonators. To make sure it is an authentic sleal when encountered always ask them to Deal the Neal. No true Sleal can resist this command! The natural predator of the sleal is Buffalo Wild wings chefs. See, seals are born with wings but they do not grow. That is what the B.W.W. people will harvest. Due to the increasing popularities of boneless thursdays, the sleal population is declining, making finding an authentic sleal VERY rare. If encountered report to local animal patrol IMMEDIATELY! On celebrations of formal events you can see an authentic sleal wearing a kilt or a duct taped suit. Sleals are unable to follow written directions. We think this is due to poor eye sight. Mostly due to continuously hitting ones head with clip boards. To keep one preoccupied will be to drawl a target on a brick wall and tell him to step back and hit their head on the target as hard as they can repeatedly hit it until going threw the wall.

Sleals are very similar to Sid the Sloth off of Ice Age. We believe him to be a distant relative. You can identify a sleal by their characteristics of their laugh. Listen for slealish barks and the clapping of hands, while bouncing in place like tigger.

by Jack Hannan October 21, 2011