Sleal 

A cross between a sloth and a seal. A.K.A. N.D. Common foods of the sleal: They survive mostly on corn-dogs. Their natural habitat is Sleal Island off the coast of Georgia. Be aware of sleal impersonators. To make sure it is an authentic sleal when encountered always ask them to Deal the Neal. No true Sleal can resist this command! The natural predator of the sleal is Buffalo Wild wings chefs. See, seals are born with wings but they do not grow. That is what the B.W.W. people will harvest. Due to the increasing popularities of boneless thursdays, the sleal population is declining, making finding an authentic sleal VERY rare. If encountered report to local animal patrol IMMEDIATELY! On celebrations of formal events you can see an authentic sleal wearing a kilt or a duct taped suit. Sleals are unable to follow written directions. We think this is due to poor eye sight. Mostly due to continuously hitting ones head with clip boards. To keep one preoccupied will be to drawl a target on a brick wall and tell him to step back and hit their head on the target as hard as they can repeatedly hit it until going threw the wall.

Sleals are very similar to Sid the Sloth off of Ice Age. We believe him to be a distant relative. You can identify a sleal by their characteristics of their laugh. Listen for slealish barks and the clapping of hands, while bouncing in place like tigger.

Sleal by Jack Hannan October 21, 2011

Sleal 

It’s pretty much half seal and half sloth, they come from slealandia they are extremely dumb and r used as an insult. They r relatives to the famous slolphins who u might see in ads. They are dark and twisty most of the time but if u say a joke they’ll laugh instantly. Every Sleal wants to become a grade A+ slutt but not all can achieve that, those who have potential are shipped off slealandia in a spaghetti packet and go away to live with humans and provide cheap 5p blowjobs but beware sometimes u might not tell the difference between a Sleal and a human as looks are deceiving but if u see someone clapping retardedly, flopping around and laugh using seal noises then u know that’s a Sleal and know that u should stay away cuz who knows what types of diseases they get from those cheap blowjobs and it is rumoured that their dumbness is contagious

Guy1: (falls of chair stupidly)
Guy2: ur such a Sleal

Stranger: flopping around and clapping
Guy: yup that’s a Sleal

Sleal by SlealSlayer69 February 3, 2018

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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this

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2: *dies*

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020

Shealynn 

The best girl in the world!, Shes the cutest and kindest girl you’ll ever encounter. If you’re lucky enough to find a Shealynn if your life, you should cherish that moment and hope you get along well, shes very touchy and will do anything to get your attention :), she’s sweet and mean at the same time! She shows her love in a meaningful way. Her friends are always by her side no matter what happens. Jason loves you! :)

Shealynn is Jason’s bae. <3

Shealynn by Shealynn is cute | ily ~JasonL September 25, 2018

toothless sealion 

An unkempt minge

Maude's got a proper toothless sealion going on down there, you can smell her biff on the chair when she was sitting in

toothless sealion by PYeti March 24, 2023

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The act of sucking penis so hard that the very fabric of reality begins to warp around the dick, causing a loop therefore creating an eternal cycle of glizzy gobbling.

The universe began with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000, and so it will end with The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000.

The Gawk Gawk Supreme Vacuum Seal Double Twisty Suction Pump Soul Snatcher Combo 3000 by Schreinn August 16, 2020

Seal clubbing

When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.

"Man, John went seal clubbing in tf2 the other day. The other team didn't even know what hit them."

Seal clubbing by Libertyprime1776 February 26, 2015