When there is plenty of toilet paper but you get in the shower after taking a shit and fall asleep in your own feces immediately flooding the bathroom and/or house. Used frequently by none other than Blake "the car crasher" Johnson.
by DDIII August 08, 2017
When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.
by vwallac September 18, 2008
A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.
by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d July 15, 2013
by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020
When you start the shower in the morning to get it warm, but before you can get in, your significant other jumps in front of you.
by diabolikal30 February 08, 2010
An event put on by gay men (or women), much like a baby shower, to celebrate the conception and eventual birth of a child. At the center of the event is typically a fruit fly or same-sex couple. Activities at such an event include traditional baby shower games and decor typically includes brightly colored favors. Drinking heavily is not frowned upon at such an event.
The gayby shower last week was the first shower I've ever been to where the bears were covered in pink glitter but weren't stuffed.
by N8Mags February 20, 2013
When you rip a massive shit and instead of wiping away the remaining dookie from your bumhole like a civilized adult, you hop in the shower and send those little turdlets down the drain.
by Mizzlebone September 03, 2021