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feisty seasoning

The act of hovering or placing fried chicken near one's exposed genitalia to attract a potential mate. This act is also often referred to as "greasing the gooch" or "KFC courting".
What's up baby? You look like you're the kind of skank that would totally go for some feisty seasoning play right now.

"Why is Charlie tying that Zinger Tower Burger to a fishing rod and hanging it over his crotch?"
"That my friend, is called feisty seasoning."
"Ah yes of course, I read about that in Brett Ratner's piece for Douchebag Diorama."
by Frame_Runner January 27, 2012
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The Holiday Season

A combination of Christmas, Hanukka, Kwanzaa and Ramadan all in one period of time
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukka’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukka!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’ ~Dave Barry
by ninjacow December 25, 2010
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rabbit season

Couples or partners who start having sex everyday for a certain period of time often referred to as "rabbit season"
"Oh my god, Jessica and Anthony just can't get thier hands off of each other. For the past couple weeks at the same time I can hear her moaning while the bed squeaked its "like '
rabbit season 'for them right now."
by Blizzard_Demon0 March 6, 2016
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Bulking season

Something jocks do to gain more muscle mass by gaining more weight.
Also sounds like a gay porno film.
Oscar : ITS BULKING SEASON BOYSSSS!!!

Nick: Shit!! Where did you find my stash?!?
by NickDaSimp November 2, 2020
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Football Season

when all the girlfriend's and wives throughout the United States start bitching
I've been sleeping on the couch for months now because its Football Season
by meeeegreeee September 10, 2009
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shoulder season

In the north, we call the beginning of spring and fall shoulder season. Northerners say it's shoulder season because you are changing what you have on your shoulders throughout the day. Example : "it's definitely shoulder season, I wore my winter coat to work this morning and by lunch, I was wearing nothing but me t-shirt. When I go home I'll need my coat again."
"it's definitely shoulder season, I wore my winter coat to work this morning and by lunch, I was wearing nothing but me t-shirt. When I go home I'll need my coat again."
by Jwlat December 11, 2015
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Suwu Season

A range in time when a girl is on her period; menstrual cycle
It's suwu season, so shawty dick teasin.

- Wale
by bone a.k.a gerber a.k.a butta October 25, 2009
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