Ryan

someone who is stinky. Doesn't shower a lot.

Chris: Hey have you been near Ryan recently?
Katie: Yeah he do be kinda smelly tho
Chris: I know right he needs to shower
Katie: Smelly tings

by Sparkro June 15, 2020

Ryan

A top lad, only the best of the best , loves his Budweisers more than his missus , Carries round a seven incher , the ladies go crazy for this blonde , blue eyed god.

Holy shit did you see Ryan down that Budweiser

by Merylin bigmellons February 9, 2019

Ryan

A ginger kid who is freckled as fuck

His dad has an obtuse angle nose

He should stop

Hey ryan your dads fat nose LOL

by Madeline mccan basement owner February 16, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is a mashed spaghetti

Wow the is food looks like Ryan

by SuperQuack April 9, 2021

Ryan

an amazing girl who is always mistaken for a boy when a teacher calls her name.. she also has social anxiety but it’s okay because she laughs about it

Substitute Teacher: “Is Ryan here?”
Girl Ryan: “Here!”

Sub: “I said Ryan”
Girl Ryan: “ I am Ryan..”
Sub:” Oh.... interesting”

by jigglefarts26 August 27, 2020

Ryan

A hot guy. Very very hot. Kind of an asshole but like in the hottest way possible. But unfortunately, the sex doesn’t live up to its potential. He lasts 30 secs max.

Girl: Did you really just cum in 30 seconds?

Ryan: Sorry. I’m a Ryan what did you expect.

by hotelboston April 2, 2022

Ryan

the best person attractive lovely and nice date him plz

Ryan is obviously the best

by jebuebehe November 5, 2020