alt-reality

Your unwillingness to accept the facts does not negate that they are untrue.

Your alt-reality to accept that Donald Trump with be the next 45th President of the United States.

by Idahojewel December 30, 2016

Reality Dynasty

Reality Dynasty is a gaming community on Xbox Live that is comprised of many members. Reality Dynasty has a good leadership ladder that features many benifits (e.g. No one person decides the fate and choices made by RD as a whole, and an open door policy)

Reality Dynasty is a safe gaming community that does not tolerate sexism or racism, and we accept anyone that is mature and level headed.

Systems:
Xbox 360

Games:
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Call of Duty: Black Ops
Medal of Honor
Halo Series (3/Reach)

For more information on Reality Dynasty please visit:
www.realitydynasty.com

or

forums.realitydynasty.com

by Krim De La Krim November 26, 2010

Reality Tax

The requirement of acknowledging another person's tradition, ideology, or custom even though it has no basis in reality. The obstruction of human progress caused by devotion to something that is not real.

Our inability to cut medical costs by passing end of life legislation is a reality tax imposed by conservative social and religious groups.

Laws against insulting the national leader are a reality tax on the press.

by DrawBlood May 4, 2016

Reality-Junkie

A Reality-Junkie is an individual that is introduced to a fringe or conspiratorial concept of the world as we know it today, and then becomes consumed by or rather obsessed with seeking hidden truths in-between the grandiose lies past down from those with the power, to those without the power.

"Damn my guy, I thought flat earthers were retarded and now I can see how the degradation of a society makes the people more easily controlled. You know, kinda like how you're a slave to your passions and if you let your passions consume you, you'll do anything to get that fix. Oh well. Guess I'll just keep on researching this depressing shit and never turn off my computer to go better myself physically, mentally, emotionally or spiritually. "

- Reality-Junkie

by MustacheBear December 31, 2020

Split Screen Reality Wank

When you have a wank over someone you know who looks like an actress in a porn film. You split your screen to show the woman you know on one side of the screen (perhaps a Facebook photo) and the porn video with actress who looks like her on the opposite side.

Brian: "You coming down the pub mate?"
John: "Nah, having a split screen reality wank mate."
Brian: "What's that?"
John: "Found a pornstar that looks like your sister mate, will load that up while looking at your sisters profile picture."
Brian: "You're a sick fuck mate."

by Jimmy Peters August 5, 2016

Back to reality

Back to work on aMonday morning 😓 after a 2 day blackout

Shut up and go back to reality. Enough of your weekend boozing, proles.

by Sexydimma March 27, 2022

reality

1) Is what you come back to after saying something completly insane.
2) whatever you are doing right now.

1) First person: "who am i?"
Second person: "reality you goon"
2) staring at another persons definition of reality when you are clearly not in it.

by Lozzza September 1, 2006