rubber head

The quality of not knowing what you are doing at work or how to do your job properly.

"The last time they sent out a repair person they sent out a couple of rubber heads"

by mattfta September 7, 2006

Reno rubber whacker

a commonly used tactic in Reno,Neveda in which the rubber used to have sex with a prostitute is taken off "pinched at the tip by the wearer" and used to repeatedly whack said prostitutes body until rubber is fully emptied.This is done for a number of reasons: overcharged, wasn't anygood, also just a fun thing to do.

Jenn's body was covered in cum and whelts after I did the reno rubber whacker on her for overcharging me for unsatisfactory sex.

by jp59 June 11, 2006

rubbered

It must be a less used word.

Means ignored. Blanked. etc

Saw John in town today. He totally rubbered me!

by Johnny October 6, 2004

rubber

Scottish slang, used as a verb to describe the act of ignoring something.

"Is that the door? We're too busy playing FIFA, just rubber it"

"I was trying to phone Davie earlier on to find out about those pills for Friday, but the cunt's rubbering his phone"

by sengabus August 31, 2006

rubber cunt

(expletive) Any thing (esp a male person) deemed to be vaguely useless, lacking real quality or consistency, or just plain old usefullness. Used as an amplification on the well worn 'cunt' insult. Possibly more insulting.

(1) My slowest PC is a useless Rubber Cunt of a thing.
(2) The rubber cunt that opens the fucking newsagent didnt show and I spent an hour in the fucked out rain waiting for him.

by MuttShaw October 26, 2005

Rubber Chicken Shot

When you put a shot of alcohol into a rubber chicken, then you proceed to take the shot from the chicken. Originally you would act out a play with the another person and give or receive a rubber chicken shot.

When Tracey Binghum and Chyna Doll were doing a rubber chicken shot Tracey acted like she was chienese. She said "I come from China. I heard that, in America, you can get ru-bber chi-cken shot." Then she was given the rubber chicken shot.

by RickyNewJerseyISAWESOME November 12, 2007

Rubberband Banks

Rolled up or folded bills so fat they require a rubberband to secure them. Wallets and money clips are too small.

"Ain't never ever gotta go in your wallet / long as I got rubberband banks in my pocket"
-She never has to pay, he's got the cash to take care of everything.

by liveithappy July 21, 2010