romantic like dandruff

Not romantic at all

GUY ON DATE: I don't kiss. It's not healthy. It spreads bacteria.
LADY ON DATE: You're romantic like dandruff.

LADY: My husband bought me an exercise machine and an electronic calorie counter for Valentine's
FRIEND: Romantic like dandruff

by Sparkina67 January 20, 2011

Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.

Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.

by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017

Romantic Homicide

The act of killing your own loved partner by the cause of extreme limerence.

“He committed Romantic Homicide to keep her with him forever.”

by whyrappersnametheirsongs September 20, 2025

Urban Dictionary romantic

Someone who proclaims their love by making a flattering Urban Dictionary definition of the person's name.

Voting really gets bogged down with all the Urban Dictionary romantics

by Shyawayfromprofanitiesomewhy January 25, 2017

Pro-pet romantic preference

Aka. P.P.R.P.; When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who wants and or has pets

Vanessa is only interested in dating people who have pets because she believes it shows they can handle some responsibility, are compassionate, and considerate. She has a pro-pet romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 2, 2021

Romantic Masochist

Someone who derives romantic feelings of love and affection from being harmed, such as beat or crushed

Person one: “did you hear Lexi was a Romantic masochist ? She let her girlfriend crack one of her ribs…”
Person two: “yeah, I guess that’s just like cuddling for them… at least they are happy together?”

by Lexithetransfem December 29, 2024

Slutty Romantic

1. I mean if you know you know.

2. When you are a slut but wanna be wined and dined first or are just ready to fall in love.

3. An option other than Hopeless Romantic because why you gotta be hopeless?

We should grab a drink and get to know each other first because I’m a slutty romantic.

by Zipzachzop October 15, 2019