ranger power

used to describe the large amount of power in a small vehicle, usually a ford ranger.

where's ranger power?

what happened to ranger power?

now that's ranger power.

by ranger power February 22, 2004

Lone Ranger

Alias JOHN REID. A former Texas Ranger falsely convicted of a crime he didn't commit, now roams the Wild West righting wrongs (for FREE) and leaving a Silver Bullet as a souvenir for those whom he has helped. He is aided by his trusty friend Tonto (a native American). The Lone Ranger's horse is a pure white stallion named "Silver". And Tonto has a patchy looking horse named "Scout".

John Reid in a GrandUncle of Brit Reid, The Green Hornet.

"Okay, uh, I'm new at this, but, uh, I'm The Lone Ranger, I enjoy listening to Bob Seger, and, for some reason, werewolves never bother me. I'm kind of shy and cautious. I admit I am wearing a mask right now, but, if things start looking like they might get serious, I guess I could take it off."

"I hope you don't mind Tonto, or the horses, they are ALWAYS with me. I hope that won't be a problem. Do you like 3in1? Tonto and Silver and I use that a lot. Just ask Scout! Just kidding, I mean, it's not like he's Mr. Ed or something! "Mr. ED", is that term politically incorrect now? Sorry if it is. Well, I hope you write back soon. And PLEASE feed the pigeon, okay?

TLR

by Master Mason July 30, 2006

The Lone Ranger

While having sex and nearing an orgasm, you make your partner leave the room, finish yourself off and scream "Hi Ho Silver! Away!"

I made a plate of Pizza Rolls after I pulled the Lone Ranger on my girl last night.

by theloneranger69 October 14, 2011

rump ranger

One who quests for rump

That damn rump ranger is at it again.

by Bleh November 23, 2002

Army Rangers

Hardcore, super duper, paratroopers.

Upon graduation of Ranger School, the soldier is awarded a tan beret and the coveted ranger tab to signify his being an elite.

Army Rangers Farewell Greeting

Ranger: "Rangers lead the way, sir."
Officer: "All the way.

by Volf June 27, 2009

Red ranger

The act of stabbing someone in the gut. Typically with a sword but any sharp object will do.

Jason: Did you hear what Ricky did? He stabbed his roommate in the gut.

Tommy: Damn!
Jason: Yeah. Guy bled out. He's dead.
Tommy: Damn. He red rangered his ass.

OtakuJuan: You know what I like about the red ranger from Liveman, Yusuke Amamiya?
WeeabooTu: What?
OtakuJuan: In the final battle against the boss, he didn't engage in a long and drawn out fight. He just simply stabbed the boss in the gut with his sword.
OtakuTu: Trollololol! He's the best red senshi evar!

by The Anticlown February 3, 2015

Starfish Ranger

The medical term used for a predominantly albino homosexual who enjoys ramming small jewish boys in the rectum.

wow i thought i was being attacked by a swarm of bees, but to my utmost satisfaction it was only a starfish ranger

by p-oke-her-face October 20, 2010