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anal retentive

Person/persons who obviously have something stuck up their butt, but (no pun intended) feel the need to take it out on everyone else! These people also must have everything "just so" and if it isn't, oh there's gonna be anal retentive hell to pay, (i.e. nagging, bitching, complaining, delegating tasks/chores, and other various bossy crap too long to mention here.
He/she is so anal retentive they freak out at the sight of anything that isn's "just so"
by Anonymous November 20, 2003
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cheyannes revenge

The sibling symptom to montezumas revenge, but far far worse and more excruciating.

It occours several hours after consuming food which is caked with hot peppers, especially cheyanne pepper.

Symptoms of cheyannes revenge include but are not limited to: brutal shitting, grabbing ankle (see definition) excruciating pain and suicide.
Guy 1: (on toilet screaming)

Guy 2: Are you okay in there?

Guy 1: (screams) CHEYANNES REVENGE!
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009
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moctezumas revenge

travelers diarrhea, usually when you drink the water. probably in Mexico
guy 1: dude don't drink the water
guy 2: why?

guy 1: because of moctezumas revenge

guy 2: what do you think they make the ice cubes with?
by big_EZ June 16, 2010
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revenge

Being at an awesome pool party with the girl of your dreams, then leaving her for a while, only to see her wading in the pool with another guy.

Seeing that, you decide to mingle with other girls in hopes that she will notice you, but you end up hitting on the wrong woman - the fiancee of a war freak.

You then end up with a chair thrown to your face.

And the worst part? You dreamgirl was just talking to a family friend the whole time.
Ian: "Hey Jed, who's that guy Jessica is talking to in the pool?"

Jed: "I don't recognize him. I think he might be hitting on her."

Ian: "What the hell, man. I gotta take revenge on her now. Let's see, who else here looks as good as her?"

*hits on an ugly girl then gets a chair thrown to his face*

Jessica: "Ian are you alright?? What happened??"

Ian: "You were hitting on that guy in the pool."

Jessica: "Oh, the celebrant's cousin? He's a good friend of mine! We were just talking about you, actually."

Ian: "Oh fucker."
by c'est si bon August 13, 2009
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turkish revenge

That fucker destroyed my car, so I gave him the turkish revenge.
by T. Revenge September 26, 2005
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Total Drama: Revenge of the Island is the 4th upcoming season of the Total Drama Island series. It consists of 13 new character appearances as well as cameos from the original cast on a now, even-more-run-down, camp.
Ale-Alejandro: Total Drama: Revenge of the Island will probably be one of the best seasons| TDIFan13: Yeah. | Neko-naito: Mhm. Even though not all of the original cast appears. | MissTDITylerFan: Total Drama is awesome!
by QueenAle July 1, 2011
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Montezuma's revenge

I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge
by Cornholio September 29, 2003
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