Wait until your girlfriend/wife is on her period. Set the "The Rains of Castamere" on alarm somewhere in your room, house, etc. At this point, pull all the stops at getting your girlfriend/wife turned on, short of full-insertion (hair-tugging, neck biting, etc.) until a majority of hers, and your clothes, are off. Wait for alarm to go off and you hear the theme of House Lannister playing in the background. Whisper "The Lannisters send their regards," and vigorously stab her with your cock.
Girl 1 - "My husband successfully pulled off 'The Red Bedding' last night, I never saw it coming!"
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."
Girl 2 - "Really? My husband knew about that, like, 13 years ago when we read the book."
Girl 1 - "Fuck off, Susan. No one likes you."
by ShnookieWookies June 13, 2013
Get the The Red Beddingmug. by mcjohnuuy September 27, 2017
Get the Red Chocolatemug. a term used by black men for lightskinned black girls. see also, redbone
shortened to just "red" for a lightskinned black male.
shortened to just "red" for a lightskinned black male.
by YasminJ February 5, 2010
Get the shawty redmug. A red head is an amazingly strong person with beautiful reddish hair. They are compassionate and one of the most loving people you will ever meet. Every day they put up with being called gingers and harsh words.
Anyone with red hair who deals with this do not believe a single word! You are beautiful and unique and an amazing person. And to those of you who pick on those gorgeous red heads you are a stupid but-face and what you are doing is mean and hurtful and I hope you realize how wrong it is and apologize to those lovely people you have bullied.
Anyone with red hair who deals with this do not believe a single word! You are beautiful and unique and an amazing person. And to those of you who pick on those gorgeous red heads you are a stupid but-face and what you are doing is mean and hurtful and I hope you realize how wrong it is and apologize to those lovely people you have bullied.
Famous red heads:
Queen Elizabeth the 1st
Shawn White
Vincent Van Gogh
Carol Burnett
And many many others!
Queen Elizabeth the 1st
Shawn White
Vincent Van Gogh
Carol Burnett
And many many others!
by A person who speaks her mind October 22, 2013
Get the Red headmug. by gina chi June 26, 2005
Get the redmug. red roider
a term used to define men who tan too much (however one is to define the term too much) and who take steroids in order to enhance their performance when they hit the gym.
a term used to define men who tan too much (however one is to define the term too much) and who take steroids in order to enhance their performance when they hit the gym.
Two high school girls in conversation:
Amy: so Diana, godess of male-magnetism, how was your first workout at that new gym of yours?
Diana: First off, lol thanks for the compliment concerning goddess of male magnetism. And at the gym , I met this tanned-complexion guy, Andy I think his name was.
Amy: lol, don't judge a book by its cover, as they say, he may be a red roider.
Diana: Oh.
Amy: so Diana, godess of male-magnetism, how was your first workout at that new gym of yours?
Diana: First off, lol thanks for the compliment concerning goddess of male magnetism. And at the gym , I met this tanned-complexion guy, Andy I think his name was.
Amy: lol, don't judge a book by its cover, as they say, he may be a red roider.
Diana: Oh.
by Sexydimma February 9, 2012
Get the red roidermug. 1. A class in the Final Fantasy series that uses white and black magic as well as swords. Being a jack of all trades but master of none, the Red Mage cannot learn all the top level spells, but can learn the fundamental ones. Red Mages are depicted as wearing a red outfit consisting of boots, a cape, pants and a shirt, and the trademark feathered hat.
2. In 8-Bit Theater, Red Mage is a D&D stat freak that levels up and is always rolling dice, busting out puns, and leveling himself up. He's obsessed with experience points and bases everything around D&D.
2. In 8-Bit Theater, Red Mage is a D&D stat freak that levels up and is always rolling dice, busting out puns, and leveling himself up. He's obsessed with experience points and bases everything around D&D.
by Vic Viper Mk. II April 26, 2004
Get the Red Magemug.