quackery

Similar to fuckery. On a much larger scale dealing with morals, values and the bottom line, quackery is fuckery but infinitely worse.

Vannessia: The quackery has got to stop!
Victorea: I know, right! Have you guys seen the signs that have been popping up in local parks?
William: Dude, I have! They all give detailed info about why you shouldn't feed the ducks!
Bianca: Well, we should still go look at the ducks and hang out with them because they are just so cute and innocent.
Micheal: I totally agree, we will still hang out with the ducks. We just can't feed them.

by PineappleJuice March 24, 2015

Quack quack quack!!!

When your dumbass boss or someone in authority tries to tell you what to do or Someone who talks too much.

I went to the bosses office and you know how that went "quack quack quack"!

by John Hopper November 18, 2004

quack

An online or e-slut who will often prey and stalk pre-pubescent teen boys via the internet.

Quack and nightfall cyber while playing WoW.

by Tom Bolton November 4, 2006

quack

A pseudomedical "professional" who earnestly believes in their products or procedures (as opposed to a fraud, who knows he is full of shit and just wants to make money), which in actuality are of dubious merit and are possibly injurious.

(Name) the quack (my chiropractor)
Was a squat little ape
With a mouse's voice
And a pigeon's gait

by Anon343 March 16, 2008

Quack

alternative term for the act of passing wind, but done so with tremendous gusto!

Franny has let out a horrific quack.

by Wayne August 20, 2003

quack

To claim possession of something for when you return, such as a seat. Short hand for the phrase "quack quack I get my seat back"

Counter arguments include:
1. Move your feet, lose your seat
2. Cluck, cluck, I don't give a fuck!

Abby gets up from the couch and says, "Quack!"
Abby has 'quacked' her seat, thus no one else can take it.

by Savannah Cheyenne February 18, 2008

Quack

A sound made by french people when trying to say yes.

"are you gay?"
"Quack."

by gay frenchie November 23, 2009