Cunt Punting

The act of kicking one in the cunt.
To kick a person with a vagina in the vagina.

lawl i just cunt punted that bitch.

lol did you see that cody just cunt punt that travis!

Aye bro lets go cunt punting!
ok dawg let me grab my cleats!

by Kan you jerk May 28, 2009

Petting

Petting: A sexual act typically found in the 1920's to mid-1900's that involves the caressing of a woman's breasts/Stimulation of clitoris, or the stimulation of a man's penis. This act is often used as preparation for intercourse, but may or may not always be acted out before intercourse.

Do you want to plan on doing some petting later tonight, doll?

by Gay squared February 22, 2018

Midget punting

The world famous back ally sport commonly played at bars and large events. The goal is to have the team (the punter and the midget) work together to get as far of a distance as possible. Record is currently 300 ft

"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"

by I r making jake laugh August 9, 2008

Reverse Petting Zoo

Originally from "The Office"

Used by Andy Biersack (Andrew Dennis Biersack of Black Veil Brides (vocalist) , formally known as Andy Six) - an idea he wishes to be credited with.

Q: "What invention to you wish to be credited with?"
A: (Andy Biersack) "Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, they pet you back."

by MorganBVBArmy August 22, 2011

Baby Punting

The act of kicking a baby or small child off a bridge in a fit of rage or frustration

I'm about to punt a baby off a bridge

Did you see Tyson out Baby Punting Earlier

by Tiny Tucker March 12, 2009

Condom Potting

When a bunch of guys and girls get together and have an orgey using condoms and after they all spill a load into their comdom they place it in a pot and then the guys get different girls and grab a random condom from the pot put it on and fuck the girl

Man 1: dude you want to cum Condom Potting with us tonight we grabbed all the hottest chicks

Man 2: I don't know man last time I went Condom Potting I got aids

Man 1: Don't worry dude their all clean

by K8thegr8 June 15, 2014

Soup Potting

When a group of meth heads and meth addicts living in a flop house intentionally use the same toilet water and bath water over the course of several weeks to preserve funds to buy more drugs. The toilets become muddy and ammonia like and the bath water typically becomes murky and putrid from the individuals leaving their dregs and sediments behind.

In order to conserve their funds to buy more meth and crank, Frank and the others living in his flop house stopped flushing the toilets and began Soup Potting. The visiting prostitutes and meth whores helped with chumming the bathwater.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2015