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Vladimir Putin

A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.
"Vladimir Putin contributed alot in the field of masturbation sciences."
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Putin

My Putin is aching for some big black dick.
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Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.
Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️
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PUTINIZE

The director was PUTINIZED because she refused to collaborate with frontline staff; she was then ousted by a unanimous vote of no confidence.
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Vladimir Putin

A man who declared war with Ukraine and uses "I have cancer" as an excuse to justify his actions.
Vladimir Putin uses the idea that he's on the brink of death as an excuse to invade Ukraine, yet thousands of innocent Ukrainians have been killed as a result of his actions.....
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putinated

when a random senseless act happens to ruin your existence.
the man was putinated while riding his motorcycle when the goose flew into him and caused the accident that took his life.
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putin

putin - the unit of measurement of military defeats or the level of transparency of lies.

Popular synonyms: khuylo xujˈɫo, dovboyob dɔu̯bɔˈjɔb, moth.
- Let's play SC2 again?

- You're no fun to play with, your strategy is almost 1 putin...

- What are you talking about?! Only the Johnsons don't know about your adventures, for they're deaf - your lies have reached 0.9 putin!
by Chippogratum January 9, 2025
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