Parchment

State of being relating to thirst.

I am in complete and total parchment today!

by Tromboneguy February 4, 2010

Porch Climber

A Canadian slang, Porch climber refers to someone who is extremely drunk or in the state of intoxication.

"DAMNNNNNNN that porch climber is still poppin bottles!"

by nuckingfutss August 19, 2011

Perch Jerker

A Perch Jerker is a fishing buddy who gets really excited when he snatches a rubber lipped perch from some mud infested swamp.

Contrary to what some of the faggots on this site will say, it has nothing to do with anything homosexual. It's a term of endearment and has been used that way for decades.

Ring Ring...

Bob: "Hello"
Mike: "Hey, what's up ya Perch Jerker".
Bob: "Hey, what's up ya rubber lipped, yellow bellied gar snatcher"
Mike: "you ready to go fishing?"
Bob: "Hell yeah"

by Spot Light March 31, 2009

Perch

to hang out in a creepy fashion (ie: in the corner); to observe from afar; a form of voyeurism.

Man that dude is such a creep, why is he perching in the corner?

by C Burnett February 10, 2008

Perchanceable

It can be used in multiple ways, mainly from a question.

Hey wanna go to a movie?
Perchanceable

by CamKnowsNothing July 26, 2023

why perched?

an exclamation from english teachers and students
originated from a teacher asking her class about a word in a poem

-you should say it in a silly way

-its fun to take the piss and be sure to when saying it Ü

- Why perched?!?!!?!?

- well... thats about it really

by rimmo May 7, 2008

Front-Porch Philosophy

Front Porch Philosophy is the practice of inviting friends over to one's house for the explicit activity of drinking a few beers and discussing philosophical and spiritual topics. Coined by the Colorado journalist Stephanie DeCamp, the phrase can also be used to define a series of conversations held by a recurring host.

This week I decided to invite a former street-preacher, an atheist nanny and an acupuncturist over to my balcony for some Front-Porch Philosophy. I think the goal will be to discuss anything but religion.

by justanotherravenclaw July 30, 2011