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turn into a pumpkin

To have one's ride suddenly become unavailable, generally because it is "too late" according to parents, local laws, or public transit authorities. Generally used in the future tense, to describe the time later in the night at which point an individual will be depending on someone else for transportation.

Contrary to what one might expect, the person themselves turns into a pumpkin, rather than the ride itself.
-Can we see the 9:15 showing instead of the 11? I just got my license, so I turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

-I'm turning into a pumpkin at 2 AM because the stupid subway shuts down, but if someone brings a car, I'm in.
by hjfreyerdos October 19, 2010
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Lung Pumpkins

n., pl. Refering to, or describing a pair of brests.

Lung Pumpkin, sl. - Refering to, or describing a single brest.
During last year's Superbowl halftime show, we were graced by one of Janet Jackson's beautiful Lung Pumpkins.
by miked February 14, 2005
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pumpkin pyuck

The stinky seeds and stringy stuff you find inside a pumpkin. It gets cleaned out with a big metal spoon, and flung at your little sister as you carve the pumpkin for Halloween.
Mom, tell her to stop throwing pumpkin pyuck at me cuz it's sticking to my hair!
by Myself but not Yourself June 15, 2007
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Stankle pumpkin

A "stankle pumpkin" is a wife or girlfriend that really, really smells foul. The odor usually originates in the morning and during coitus.
(Note: stank lines may be seen rising from said stankle pumpkin's body, as if she were a cartoon)
John: I woke up this morning after having sex with my girlfriend.
Bob: And?
John: She stunk! I mean, she wanted me to go down on that and I was like, "Nah baby, I don't go down on stankle pumpkin's."
by shockerdoctor777 August 9, 2012
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cum-pumpkin

A cum-pumpkin is a large pumpkin with six holes so six guys can fuck and have cumgasms which they all eat afterward.
We bought a cum-pumpkin, and tonight six of us cadets are going to work it over!
by USAF Cadet November 10, 2020
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pumpkin pie

The greatest pie ever. It has yummy flakey crust and a creamy pumpkin filling that has a slight cinnamon flavor. I recommend getting it from Costco because its so good and I could eat it all day everyday.
person 1: "I see you have some pumpkin pie from Costco"
person 2: "Yes I do and it is very scrumptious and i also have whipped cream because it tastes good onto of the pie."
person 1: "Can I have some"
person 2: "NO IT IS MINE FOREVER" *runs away screaming and throws his hands up in rage but drops the pie and then digs a hole, crawls into it and dies because he can't get another pie because they are out of stock at Costco*
by yaya:) January 4, 2017
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Pumpkin Patching

The art of search for a pumpkin for the fall season in a pumpkin patch.
I'm going pumpkin patching with my family to find the perfect pumpkin.
by MykulComm October 12, 2013
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