pulling a joaquin

The act of anticipating the grueling tasks involving team work and stepping forward as the pioneer of progress by beginning the work often keeping it simple and brief, thus removing oneself from the responsibility of monitoring the evolution of the project or rendering the final product.
On an email or text message:

"Hey team, i'll send the introduction to the 19th century Marxism paper, later tonight"

-That guy is pulling a Joaquin on us-
by Depardieus September 02, 2012
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Pulling a Gary

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1. The act of enagaing in a gentlemens club, champagne room services while the host convinces the party to spend all of the money in their pockets, bank account and also their "emergency fund."

This occurs when one is solicited by attractive women, most often asian, and the party falls in love during their experience.

"Pulling a Gary" often results in a 24 hour period of remorse, followed by an extended period of anxiety as a result of their significant other's potential reaction.

"Pulling a Gary" is easily recognized by surrounding parties and often times a group consoling effort is required to bring back ones spirits.
1. Man, our group had a blast that night. What a fun time! It's too bad someone was "Pulling a Gary" and they are now broke.

2. He was "Pulling a Gary" last night so im certain he has no money, no clothes and now smells like a stripper.
by Stupified777 June 14, 2014
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Pulling a SCOMO

The act of pissing off right when things are at their busiest when your needed the most.
"Where's Damo?, we're busier than a one-armed-pimp in a bitch-slapping contest and the dog cunt has gone missing."

He must be pulling a SCOMO
by Corndog_Limp February 02, 2020
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Pull a David

Blocking someone on social media to avoid fixing a problem. Normally blocking because of a stupid and pathetic reason.
James : "I should just block her"
Luke: "NO, don't pull a david"

James: "Yea you're right"
by vibin101 April 01, 2020
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Pulling a Jason

The act in which of avoiding a person(s) for multiple weeks in order for them to leave you alone and to stop being so clingy.
She was to afraid to break up with (insert name here), so instead she started Pulling A Jason on him
by ChasingGhosts May 15, 2013
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pulling a luis

When you leave your group without giving them an explanation or telling them bye.
- Where did Berathi go?
- I don't know dude, I think she is pulling a luis!
- Why does this bitch always do that...
by Valchy November 27, 2020
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Pulling a Demetri

The act of taking a day off school to do homework and/or study. In most cases, the day is taken off on the due date of the homework, or the test day.
Person 1: Crap! Test tomorrow!
Person 2: I'll be pulling a Demetri.
by Bbbbrent March 22, 2008
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