puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.

"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

puke canopy

When someone is completely blacked out, they can't control their vomit and at the last second they form a repository with their shirt to catch the uncontrolled flow of vomit. This usually occurs in a seated position indoors or in a car.

Person 1: Dude couldn't hold back the chunks in the backseat, but he was polite enough to form a puke canopy.

Person 2: Lucky, my buddy just chunked on my window thinking it was rolled down.

by slopes_in_sanfrancisco November 10, 2015

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

Unicorn Puke

Something very vibrant and colourful, but nevertheless, is still puke.

These colours don't mix at all. It looks like unicorn puke.

by Diriector_Doc February 18, 2022

Puke and Go

A Puke and go can be described as taking to much alcohol at once or other substances that cause you to cough to the point of puking, after you feel even better then before and are ready to indulge in whatever scenario to max capability. Hence a puke and go

Damn that hennessy made me have a puke and go.

by Milo888 November 20, 2023

Paul Puking

Act or acts of people puking on demand for pleasure or empty oneself of drugs to ingest drugs again.

Hey where did you go?
"O ya i was Paul Puking. Its something i fuck with hard now. Mi butt buddy Rodney got me into it."

by tony'snakesquad June 1, 2020

Puke Fantasy

The most disgusting thoughts you can conjure up to make yourself puke because you’re hung over.

Morbidly obese lesbians humping in nacho cheese or gelatin is my go to puke fantasy when I have to make myself throw up. Case in point: their jiggly brachial arm fat that’s riddled with dimples will end me quick.

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 12, 2023