by Farcical April 21, 2024
Get the puerto rican blumpkin mug.An uncommon activity where two people get butt ass naked, then the giver covers the reciever in ketchup and manhandles the reciever's tongue. The giver pulls up and down on the tongue, making the reciever's body go up and down like a yo-yo. (Giver must have exceptional upper body strength)
Girl 1: "omg chad gave me a puerto rican yo-yo last night and my tongue still hurts"
Girl 2: "dude.. tmi"
Girl 2: "dude.. tmi"
by Oddtoddlers December 14, 2025
Get the Puerto Rican Yo-Yo mug.In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.
by Commander Turkey February 19, 2011
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Get the Puerto Rican Frog Tattoo mug.by Tyler_spees November 9, 2018
Get the puerto rican cheescake mug.When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.
I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could
Wear my peep toe heels
Wear my peep toe heels
by Tapcount November 17, 2016
Get the Puerto Rican pedicure mug.When two Puerto Rican men double team a girl via oral and vaginal penetration at the same time and swing her side to side while doing so
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