psycho drive-by

the act of driving by your ex's house after you've broken up to see if a new car is parked outside, or to see if they are home sulking over your break-up.
and psycho drive-by can be committed by you, your best friend, and in some instances, your parents.

I had a feeling Stephen was back with his ex, so I did a psycho drive-by and saw her car there!

by triciad November 15, 2007

psychoanalysis

1) Freudian masturbation
2) Set of very strange ideas about female sexality (I mean penis envy - come on!)
3) Some pretty strange ideas about male sexuality (for example: why you fancied your Mum)
4) The reason your childhood has ruined the rest of your life

Psychoanalysis showed us how Hans fear of horses was because he wanted his father out of the way so that he could crack onto his Mother!

by James R. March 12, 2006

Paycheck

A check that you get at the end of working 300 hours at a dead-end job only to come home to your inflatable Antonio Banderas love doll.

Hey Antonio! I got my paycheck today, so we can finally get that thong you've been wanting!

by MrRadman11 July 12, 2005

Psych

A TV show about a guy named Shawn who fakes being a psychic (he has a near perfect memory) to avoid going to jail and ends up working as the Santa Barbara police station psychic.

Characters:
Shawn
Gus
Jules
Lassitor (Lassie)

Psych quotes:

Shawn: Good morning, detectives. Collecting Money for the Policeman's ball?
Lassie: We don't have balls.
Shawn: ... I honestly don't have a response to that.

Shawn: Remember, Dad. Treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a goddess, then a person again.

Shawn: Gus, don't be exactly one half of a black forest ham.

Shawn: How can you tell someone's a compulsive liar? Well, apart from their pants being on fire.

Shawn: Gus, don't be a rabid porcupine.

Shawn: Gus, don't be an incorrigible Eskimo pie with a caramel ribbon.

by Pink striped panda bears June 1, 2011

psychic

A person with a special talent to see things others may not see.

The psychic boy saw the spirit beside his friend.

by lmfaoguy September 15, 2010

psycho le cemu

A Japanese rock group (often confused with Dir en Grey) who formed in the late 1990s and started taking the world by storm with the relase of their Dopplanger album. It consists of Daishi, Aya (the pink-haired one), Lida (the orange-haired one), Seek (the tallest one), and Yura-sama (the one with bright blond hair). They have gone a hiatus while lead singer Daishi (the shortest one in the group), undegoes rehab for a drug problem.

Girl 1: Hey what does your new Psycho Le Cemu shirt say?
Girl 2: Daishi says: "Legalize it!"

by greendaygroupie July 7, 2006

Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer

The book written by the author of the Gossip Girl series as a mashup, in which the two main characters, Serena and Blair become serial killers and kill everyone they hate in Manhattan, trying to keep blood away from their brand new Prada bags or YSLs.

Girl : OMG, Gossip Girl, Psycho Killer is so great!
Other Girl: My favorite part is when Serena kills the guy that didn't wanna pour her a Martini for being underage!
Girl: Too bad her Gucci got dirty!
Other Girl: Tots.

by Hey It's Me, So How's It Going July 25, 2011