Professional Bum

A fucking loser who tries to pretend like He/She is very intelligent, formal, high class, and superior to everyone else and calls them "Lessers" meanwhile in reality He/She is a fucking pathetic loser who was most likely bullied at school and have no rizz, no bitches, and have prolly never have gone outside before. He/She just sits there all day whining on social media and tries to act like He/She is superior to everyone else and silences anyone who opposes His/Her beliefs because the degenerate can't comprehend someone else thinking differently as Him/Her so He/She just resorts to cancelling someone because He/She deep down knows that the other person is right and they're just a complete idiot for thinking they are far superior to everyone else for having the "right" opinions so He/She uses cancel culture as a coping mechanism for Him/Her outrageous and downright stupid beliefs.

The Bum: "I LOVE COMMUNISM, TIKTOK, FEMINISM, BLM, BUZZFEED, AND THE LEFT WING! ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A RACIST HOMOPHOBIC FATPHOBIC TRUMP SUPPORTING SEXIST INCEL MISOGYNISTIC WHORE AND YOU NEED TO BE CANCELLED AND FUCK YOU!"

Any normal person: "Damn bro, you're a Professional Bum."

The Bum: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE BITCH ASS NIGGA HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME YOUR SORRY ASS NEEDS TO BE CANCELLED RIGHT NOW!"

Any normal person: 🤓 <-- This you?

by Captain Pingu September 13, 2022

Professional coper

A person who is willing to never accept there in the wrong and they just cope.

Look at Ashton he is a Professional coper

by Grey07 February 19, 2023

professiANAL

Professional anal porn, abbreviated as PAP.

Man 1: Bro, I was watching the best profssiANAL last night.

Man2: What's that? You mean professional?

Man 1: No, ProfessiANAL. Professional anal porn. Otherwise known as PAP (who you have it with).

by IQ Of Over 9000!!! May 25, 2016

Keeping it professional

To make an offer to another grown ass man to go out on a date together to eat ice cream instead of fighting.

Blank: I'm tired of you talking about my homosexuality you wanna fight?

Tommy Bilifiger: No we need to be keeping it professional what flavor ice cream you want?

by Willie Falcone September 6, 2009

Proffesionals

Two people, they belong on the second rung of the ladder, they own, they brot life to the twisted and perverted people we all know and luv toady,
FUCK YOU

Ami and Baby are here, the proffesionals.

by Doob September 30, 2004

the professionals

unsigned hype
a new original krew, of three young upcoming artists with a lot of protention - R. "Blur" Robbins, J, "JRE" Epperson, and T.o.DD

Professional Entertainment, Inc.
Blurry Studios, Inc.
--
www.soundclick.com/theprofessionals
©Pro.Ent. 2004

We the Pro-fess--You know.

by randy [blur] robbins June 27, 2004

Professional Victim

Any individual who makes visible, or becomes known for sharing negative personal experiences, or works to facilitate others to share there own experiences through means such as websites.

Nearly always used to refer to women, it is a common retort to discredit those who speak publicly about rape, or sexual harassment.

When bob saw women sharing their experiences on an internet forum, he was disgusted that anyone would be given attention for showing weakness. As he angrily started typing responses he thought to himself "I'll show these professional victims what happens, when you speak openly about uncomfortable topics".

by Jim McMoppet July 1, 2015