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Procrastineating

The process of eating more food than digestible for as long as humanly possible, in a desperate bid to delay work.
Oh my god Amanda, stop procrastineating, you're going to get a stomach ache AND an F!
by Rosesftw! May 17, 2017
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procrastinate

Being lazy and just lying around not doing anything, just questioning life.

I'm procrastinating right now, crap.
Hmm, i should do my homework cause its due tomorrow. Nah, i'll procrastinate instead.
by ScooterFox February 16, 2017
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Procrastinate

Something you do when you have something important you have to do. Literally me - "Hey you need to finish this paper tomorrow." If you're a procrastinator like me, you'd literally do anything else but that paper.

Hey - don't you have something to do later on?
"I just wanna pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, everyday. Lets pro-pro-pro-procrastinate, dont wanna do this toda-a-y. Pro-pro-pro-procrastinate like a politician, pro-pro-pro-procrastinate and make this defenition."
by ArtSarcastic July 17, 2017
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Procrastinate

u. what you are fucking doing right now.... GO FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK THAT WAS DUE 2 MONTHS AGO YOU KNOW YOUR GONNA FAIL THE YEAR BITCH
You: you, procrastinate.. is what your lazy fucking ass is doing rn
by BeLGBTQ+andShakeThatAss April 16, 2021
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procrastinATE

When you procrastinate but specifically eat in order to procrastinate therefore you are procrastinATEing.
"I just procrastinATEd and now I am going to annoy my roommates by complaining about how much stomach hurts"-That silly ginger
by shortsillyginger February 9, 2021
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procrastinator

A procrastinator is someone who finds any possible excuse to get out of doing work. They are lasy people who don't feel like doing the work or simply can't focus. Procrastinators are usually teenage students who would rather watch Netflix or jerk off instead of completing their science essay for the next day.
"Did you walk the dog yet?"
"No, I decided to be a procrastinator and raise my son instead"
by mistakeisme April 23, 2019
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Procrastination

what I'm doing right now
what you're also doing right now

Procrastination
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