Dirt pointers

A pair of saggy ass titties as if their nipples point to the floor.

Guy: Look that girls not wearing a bra

Friend: I know she has some dirt pointers.

by BigPerm31 April 11, 2016

pervert painter

When you ejacualte in her belly button and then dip your tip in the substance and paint her with it

Im going to be a pervert painter tonight, i will use you as my canvas.

by Ticklemybutthole August 12, 2016

Mingers pringers

Believed to be derived from ancient Scots, it originally implied that a Pringles was unfit for human consumption.

However in the modern tongue, mingers pringers may be used to answer a question on the suitability of an object. Mingers pringers may also be used in whatever way the user requires, and should always answer that it is Aberdonian slang if questioned.

Proper pronunciation is agreed as something similar to mungers pring-ers.

Oi Nub! Chav us a mingers pringers!

by Mingers Pringers king April 22, 2018

Impatientist Painter

Impatientism is a 21th-century art movement characterized by sloppy, quick, rushed strokes, scraping, or dumping of paints on canvas without giving any shit whatsoever for 'drying time', technique, forethought, or the end result. Impatientism originated with two brothers in Los Angeles that had absolutely zero patients for anything but wanted to see if they could make something "cool" looking since all the stuff at LACMA what total crap; especially a piece of art that was just a small canvas painted red...infuriating.

Scott can't draw for shit and he's the most impatient person in the world, but he loves to paint abstract art and considers himself and Impatientist Painter.

by BabyFishMouth November 26, 2019

Potato Painter

A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.

Look, another Idaho painter wannabe, fucking potato painter scum!

by Residentialzombe1 December 3, 2019

Laser Pointer

A laser that lases things.

No, it’s aaaaaaa LASER POINTER!!!!!!!!

by iabast November 20, 2020

Face Painter

A fan of a sports team who blindly supports them no matter what boneheaded moves the team makes. A face painter will call fans who criticize bad moves “fake fans” and “bandwagoners.” These are the fans who show up to games with their faces painted with team colors for every game, no matter the state of the dumpster fire.

Matt-“Cant believe Nate Stanley slipped past round 1”
Brandon-“Dude, he is ass. You are such a face painter.”

by Mousebagg1 February 25, 2021