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peemptive strike

Preemptive peeing before you travel or go to an event, to make sure you don't have to at an inconvenient time.
We can leave in a minute — let me make a peemptive strike first.
by hurdygertie July 13, 2017
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premature friending

When a person sends a friend request and you have never met them or you met once, briefly.
Stacy:"Who is Greg Levaweitz?"

Dani: "No fucking clue"
Stacy: (clicks through pics) "Umm, I think this guy is in my chemistry lecture class...I've literally never spoken to him. WTF"
Dani: "omg what a stalker, that's a total premature friending"
by Projectchik July 26, 2017
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Premature Eclapulation

when parents of volleyball players celebrate before the point is won because their team made an amazing save and they end up losing it.
Don’t commit premature eclapulation just because our team made an amazing save, they haven’t won the point yet.
by Jughead of NJ Beta February 17, 2018
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premature sexpectation

The miscalculation of expecting sex when you haven't laid the proper intimate foundation.
While she excused herself to the washroom, I disrobed and my anticipation of an intimate encounter to follow was a premature sexpectation.
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premature non ejaculation

Noun.

To pull out early "prematurely" and bei g unable to ejaculate.
So I was fucking Tina last night, and I really suffered from premature non ejaculation. I pulled out thinking I was going to cum then couldn't.
by TC crew October 10, 2018
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Premature Chimulation

The early execution of an alarm, bell, electronic tone or device used to measure time or call organized meetings or events to begin or end. The early execution can occur whether by improper programming or human error.
"President James rang the closing bell early, not allowing the Superintendent to talk, and the premature chimulation resulted in disorder within the club."
by Voiceless Speaker June 27, 2019
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Premature eflagulation

When the referee throws a penalty flag and then calls no foul.
Did you see that Apple Cup premature eflagulation? I thought the fans were going to storm the field!
by lyonfire December 1, 2019
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