Preston'd

The act of tipping over in your chair , being pinned against the wall , and kicking in the air like a fat turtle.

I was sitting at the work today and the next thing I know, the chair broke and I was Preston'd.

by Concerned Coworker1963 June 22, 2020

Preston Handcock

MegaMind.

Megamind is like a Preston Handcock

by Preston/ July 21, 2020

Pregsturbate

When a pregnant woman’s significant other is too afraid to have sex, so she has to masturbate to calm her large Lobito.

When Cindy reaches her 8th month of pregnancy she had to pregsturbate because her husband didn’t want to hurt the baby.

by MRK85 July 22, 2020

Pregsturbating

The act of a pregnant woman masturbating because her significant other is afraid to have sex.

Sean was awoken at 2AM by his very pregnant wife pregsturbating.

by MRK85 July 22, 2020

Prestalgia

Prestalgia is a similar feeling to nostalgia. It's not for a time that's been in the past but rather in the future. You already feel nostalgic about these moments and you know that you'll be nostalgic about them long after they've passed. You can also be prestalgic about a big dream.

"Bro I feel so prestalgic about the trip to this pacific island. It will be something so special. Flying there in that small plane during sunrise, looking at the stars with my girlfriend or eating breakfast at the beach."
"Man that even gives me chills"

or

"If I'm done with university I really wanna do a trip through south america in a little VW Van. Just travelling and experiencing all these beautiful scenerys. I feel so much prestalgia thinking about that.

by lukas.jsm September 18, 2020

preston mesa

One of the realest mother fuckers on earth. Most times he seems crazy but is really a genius. Also invented the term lurp which was made famous in Austin Texas and then Houston.

Preston mesa is lurpy and crazy but he's real and always knows the answer

by Blankblank22222 October 27, 2020

Preita

Small brown girl

Person 1: "Have you seen Preita?"
Person 2: "No she's out of my range of sight I better not step on her"

by Minecraft Master November 4, 2020