Noun.
A huge lard ass, often has multiple chins and a large FUPA. A Precious can often be seen raiding various wal-marts or McDonald's, leaving nothing in their wake but salads. If one comes across a Precious, stay away, for their lumbering movements have been know to cause earthquakes that can devastate nations (see HAITI). Things that repel Precious include treadmills, vegetables, tight clothing and voluntary movement.
A huge lard ass, often has multiple chins and a large FUPA. A Precious can often be seen raiding various wal-marts or McDonald's, leaving nothing in their wake but salads. If one comes across a Precious, stay away, for their lumbering movements have been know to cause earthquakes that can devastate nations (see HAITI). Things that repel Precious include treadmills, vegetables, tight clothing and voluntary movement.
Oh my god, Precious over there is eating all the food. I guess that is the source of her earthquake power.
by Daman009 June 12, 2010
Get the Precious mug.Noun: An object of obsession. Often applied sarcastically to an otherwise ordinary, or unremarkable object that holds great affection from its owner.
Implies illogical adoration toward an object of little or obscure value.
Implies illogical adoration toward an object of little or obscure value.
My husband spent over $5000 trying to fix up that old junker out back; its like his precious or something.
by ysing February 11, 2006
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A phrase, used to begin sentences, that the user feels will buffer them against causing offence/hurt but which actually increase the effect of the latter part of the sentence tenfold.
common precunt #1 "I love her (to death), but ...(e.g. she dresses like a skank)."
common precunt #2 "No offense, but ...(e.g. that makes your arse look big)."
common precunt #2 "No offense, but ...(e.g. that makes your arse look big)."
by ann13 June 1, 2006
Get the precunt mug.Kristen: i just bought it i love itttt...... its so presh.
Me: *precious...
like the big black abused girl
Me: *precious...
like the big black abused girl
by PreshLover December 7, 2010
Get the precious mug.(verb) Removing a box's inside packaging before you're done with it in order to recycle the box or emptying a bottle into a drinking glass so that you can recycle the bottle on your city's recycle pick-up day.
variable: precycling, noun
variable: precycling, noun
by Leif Swanson October 31, 2008
Get the Precycle mug.The act of clapping for something too soon. Specifically, applauding at a concert before the song is over.
example 1: WTF, man??? He's only halfway through the song. How long have you suffered from preclapulation?
example 2: You clap at the END of the set, not for each individual song. Preclapulate much?
example 2: You clap at the END of the set, not for each individual song. Preclapulate much?
by OldFuck July 10, 2015
Get the preclapulation mug.Precefany is a crazy,attention hogger .Hates society but also can be very loving and understanding. Mostly only loved by her family. Is an outsider when it comes to friends. Loves books and never understands sports. She would risk her life for anyone. Can be annoying but at the end you love her to death.
''Precefany is reading again.''
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