conversation pouncer

Someone who lies in wait with a keen eye for someone who is about to leave, taking the opportunity to pounce and force a conversation upon his/her prey.

I’m leaving the office now, I am going to army crawl to the door so I don’t get snatched by the conversation pouncer, if you don’t hear from me in 15 minutes, please start a fire in the building so I can be released from the jaws of this predator.

by Spitballer March 5, 2020

poncembie

an animal with an abnormally long genitalia. the extent to which it droops down to the ground and kind of grazes the grass and third party critters.

wow... poncembies dick is huge

by the wizards sleeve 98098 July 17, 2011

Ponce

Someone very thick headed

An idiot

You Ponce, you spilled your drink see Shmendrick

by LiL Ponce May 13, 2018

Pounchin

Pounchin means to bounce or shake

We going to Chris party and all the girls are going to be pounchin.

by Angellava June 3, 2018

Pounder666x

When you do something to early and don't reap the rewards.

Oh shit man I've just done a Pounder666x and spunked all over her titties before the final money shot scene.

by 644 speaker of the truth November 22, 2019

Poncewobble

verb; a sibling who hordes sweets

Sister: Eats easter eggs
Brother: Stop being a poncewobble

by Flan fan 86 May 28, 2022

spinning punce

A type of attack performed by a somewhat pale IT consultant.

Shutup or I will do a spinning punce

by big red rony March 2, 2005