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Creepist Points

An imaginary point system awarded for creepy acts, such as replacing the standard phone greeting of "hello" with "what are you wearing?" In a low breathy voice.
Girl: I have a mustache on, candy in my pocket and a white van out back! Creep points?

Girl A: How many creepist points would I earn if I only called Serena by the name of Candy Pants from now on?

Girl B: 7, clearly!
by Ross9 October 13, 2010
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Whitey points

a point system that determines whether you are a full on Caucasian or the race you appear or claim to be. Get 10,000 and you are officially a whitey, get over that amount and you might as well spare yourself from being in the sun.
So I was trying to talk to my Chinese friend about how the Ninja would have no chance against Shaolin Monks, and she did not even know where either warrior originated from...
+500 whitey points
by Jakingo'hearts May 5, 2011
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Bronus Points

When a friend does some very admirable putting their own selfishness aside to help out a bro.
Wade left his movie date to get me from the bar i was SHAMMERED DRUNK .... mega bronus points. I owe him big
by Moihawk June 12, 2013
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reward points

What you use to obtain free merchandise.
Shaun, look at the free chairs we just got from using our reward points. It is a good thing they didn't cost us anything.
by BUh bye felicia January 16, 2015
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Bae-points

Bae-points are points your Bae can earn for the things subtle or unsubtle he/she does
Dude she totally rashed jeff, she earned some Bae-points
by Sam-the-Weatherman May 30, 2015
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friend points

when you help your friend move for 'beer & pizza' aka the pay back scale is never even for favor/job done. but for the sake of friendship
Thanks for watching our puppy while we're away for two months on such short notice, you've earned some serious friend points. We'll get you something from the trip to show our appreciation!
by kevin135! June 11, 2016
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Kid nap points

A term used to reward people for their likeability, and how much other people want to kid nap them, take them home and fuck them.
Dude, did you see Madison the other day in that skirt? Major kid nap points.
by Skky October 24, 2008
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