Definitions by Ross9

Slezby 

A lesbian, specifically a lesbian of lowered moral standards who is often promiscuous.

Do you see that girl with the hair like Justin Bieber? She is such a slezby

Slezby by Ross9 October 13, 2010

Mellencamp 

An older lesbian with bad 80's hair, often a salt-and-peppered feathered permed mullet.

This term is short for a John Cougar Mellencamp.

Dude, your mom is such a Mellencamp! Check out the REO Speedwagon shirt she wore out to the bar. Has her hair style changed since '86?

Mellencamp by Ross9 October 13, 2010

Creepist Points

An imaginary point system awarded for creepy acts, such as replacing the standard phone greeting of "hello" with "what are you wearing?" In a low breathy voice.

Girl: I have a mustache on, candy in my pocket and a white van out back! Creep points?

Girl A: How many creepist points would I earn if I only called Serena by the name of Candy Pants from now on?

Girl B: 7, clearly!

Creepist Points by Ross9 October 13, 2010

Bo Points 

An imaginary point system awarded when a lesbian does something stereotypically lesbain.

Girl A: I just changed my oil and hammered something all while drinking a beer!

Girl B: Nice! If only you had also said "Nailed me some bitches!" You would have score bonus Bo Points.

-or-

Girl: Serena does not know how to drive a manual transmission! I am hereby stripping her of any and all accrued Bo Points.

Bo Points by Ross9 October 13, 2010