An imaginary point system awarded for creepy acts, such as replacing the standard phone greeting of "hello" with "what are you wearing?" In a low breathy voice.
Girl: I have a mustache on, candy in my pocket and a white van out back! Creep points?
Girl A: How many creepist points would I earn if I only called Serena by the name of Candy Pants from now on?
Girl B: 7, clearly!
Girl A: How many creepist points would I earn if I only called Serena by the name of Candy Pants from now on?
Girl B: 7, clearly!
by Ross9 October 11, 2010
by Ross9 October 11, 2010
Girl A: I just changed my oil and hammered something all while drinking a beer!
Girl B: Nice! If only you had also said "Nailed me some bitches!" You would have score bonus Bo Points.
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Girl: Serena does not know how to drive a manual transmission! I am hereby stripping her of any and all accrued Bo Points.
Girl B: Nice! If only you had also said "Nailed me some bitches!" You would have score bonus Bo Points.
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Girl: Serena does not know how to drive a manual transmission! I am hereby stripping her of any and all accrued Bo Points.
by Ross9 October 11, 2010
An older lesbian with bad 80's hair, often a salt-and-peppered feathered permed mullet.
This term is short for a John Cougar Mellencamp.
This term is short for a John Cougar Mellencamp.
Dude, your mom is such a Mellencamp! Check out the REO Speedwagon shirt she wore out to the bar. Has her hair style changed since '86?
by Ross9 October 11, 2010