pot-tard

A person showing signs of retardation due to heavy use of Pot

by Pot Head December 7, 2002

Pots and pans

1. The way people celebrate a major win, or new years eve, banging pots and pans together to make noise without the fireworks.
2. As an ice breaker in a greeting.

Hey man, great to see you again, pots and pans! Word order can be rearranged.

by Kibisima May 5, 2018

pot noodle

To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate.

Formally 'Pot noodle and a wank' Now shortened

"are you coming on to the club??"
"No i'm going back for a pot noodle"

by Graham Lester January 13, 2005

go to pot

To become worn or shabby; to fall apart.

This phrase comes from the idea that an animal that is no longer useful is eaten after being cooked in a pot.

Ted has really let himself go to pot since his college days.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

Tea pot

1.An extreme camp stance as described in the song "I'm a little tea pot".
One hand is on the hip, the other hand held at shoulder height, but with a limp wrist.
2.Someone who displays stereotypical campness.

1. "Here mate you're standing like a tea pot"
"Oh shit! Cheers mate"

2."That bloke who just put The Village People on the juke box is a right tea pot"
"You're right, shame there's no Pet Shop Boys"

by gonkenstien August 16, 2012

chum pot

Noun - A word used to describe a woman's vagina during menstruation in a sexual context.

Adjective - A derogatory term used to describe some one meaning a menstruating vagina.

Etymology -
The term is believed to be based on the idea of a pot full of bloody fish parts (chum) which are typically used when fishing for carniverous fish, such as blue fish or sharks.

i.e. N. Remeber that chick i was talking to at the bar? She had the chum pot going on, i had to wear a rubber and a garbage bag to complete the mission.

Adj . Bill stole my pizza, that guy is a real chum pot.

by shooooteh January 24, 2005

slosh pot

A victorian term for a lady who is extremely friendly. In the act of fornication one would very well slosh about in the pot. Still not as desperate as spacker baiting

she was a smashing slosh pot, both boris and I enjoyed her at the same time. What a slippery treat!

by egnaro May 16, 2005