Alabama baked potato 

That's where you lube a raw, uncooked, potato in a vat of butter then bake or microwave till steaming hot for the desired effect then shove it in your lover's asshole for 35 minutes. Then while fucking them in the ass you must yell I'm adding the bacon. Then you pullout and remove the potato, cum on it and force them to eat it and then ask them how is the sour cream.

I was asked to bring potato salad to the family picnic so I brought a batch of Alabama baked potatoes that I made with my wife.

Alabama baked potato by Jonnyblaze1956 October 15, 2018

potato finger 

A shanky penis or a penis that has been infected with a venereal disease and looks like a lumpy, infested, blistered, pimpled mess.

Jolly Johannason got the old potato finger when he grabbed his paycheck, spending it on a Vegas Venus, one week later a pain was growing in his groin and pimply crap started oozing from dozens of sores around his pecker.

potato finger by Venk January 13, 2006

horse potatoes 

nonsense; something worthless

"So you're sorry, eh? Well, I say it's a load of horse potatoes. You don't mean it!"

horse potatoes by waynekotke July 15, 2016

Purple Potatoes 

Depression

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this

Purple Potatoes by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

old potatoes 

A saying to make something seem less desirable, or something that is past it's prime

Craig wasn't interested in Alisha any longer, she's old potatoes

old potatoes by oldpotatoes March 4, 2019

potato burn 

when you eat french fries too quickly and it feels like a big wad of potato grandeur got stuck in your heart.

My blood sugar has dropped i am feeling woozy with hunger...."uh hello i guess i just have a #7....sure super size it" Fries arrive wiping grease and salt on your jeans to avoid the time consuming task of finding the napkins....WHEN...you get hit right in the chest with potato burn. You were eating so quickly it seems as if your french fries are stuck directly in your heart.

potato burn by bigeschmalls April 7, 2011

potato-sac

Another term for a sack of potatoes.

The potato-sac had 32 potatoes in it.

potato-sac by word authority June 19, 2016