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pop-tart poop

When you are feeling fine then suddenly you feel the urge to poop NOW! The poop pops out of nowhere, often leaving your friends, family, or coworkers wondering why you are running to the bathroom as quick as you can. Most cases of pop-tart poop ends with barely making it to the toilet with shitting while you are pulling your pants down. Some of the worst cases end with embarrassingly hiding your underwear from your wife in the washer, and a few people wondering why the odd brown stain on the ground in the hallway.
Dan was in a meeting going over 4th quarter financials with his boss and several coworkers. Suddenly his eyes got really big and he ran out of the meeting as quick as he could. When he came back, his boss asked what was wrong.

Dan said, "A case of the pop-tart poops, I was afraid I would shit my pants."

His boss answered, "I hate it when that happens."
by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018
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Pop off

to "work it" or "slay", just absolutely DESTROY the game.
*see's Jessica's fire instagram selfie*

*comments "YAS QUEEN POP OFF" furiously*
by Seventeen thirty eight September 1, 2018
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Pop City

1. A city with widespread and pervasive gun violence.

2. A dangerous neighborhood or part of town.

3. A place where young people get "popped" on a regular basis by rival gang members or criminals, usually between 10 p.m. and 5 a.m.
Man, don't go over there tonight. That neighborhood is Pop City! You'll get gunned down for sure.
by Peter Kobs August 12, 2009
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pop up ads

I opened up the site, and all these pop up ads came up
by True to my Roots July 7, 2003
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Pop that pussy

When a woman bends over and makes the asscheeks clap out sideways, like in the porn videos, and the pussy opens and closes a little bit when the cheeks go outwards
Ayo ma, when you gonna pop that pussy for a real nigga
by Big Bean 420 May 27, 2020
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pop a manu

also known as a 'V-Bomb', popping a manu is a technique of bomb diving in order to make the biggest splash.

past tense: popped a manu
can also be exaggerated by using the word 'fat'. eg. pop a fat manu
skyla: did you go to the party on friday?
hannah: oh yea! i saw mike pop a manu into the pool, it was sick!
by biggestgee October 4, 2017
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Pop Smoke

Pop Smoke Was a rapper He Was The Best,He Was One Of Da Woo's, He Was Shot And Killed For Nun,He was Known For Dior,Welcome To The Party,Christopher Walking,And Flexing.
Rest Easy Big Woo,You My Favorite Rapper.
"You cannot say pop and forget the smoke"
Pop Smokes One Of Da Goats Forever And Now
by TJG4DAWIN May 23, 2020
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