Granny poof

A hairstyle commonly worn by little old ladies, where their short hair is blown out and teased into a round poof resembling a cotton ball and/or cheese puff.

Bingo night in the church basement was packed with little old ladies, and from overhead one could see a multitude of granny poofs.

by Postmodern Wino November 27, 2015

cooter poof

Expelling gas through a loose vagina sounding similar to blowing out a candle or a soft "poof".

After sex she sighed with satisfaction and let out a soft cooter poof.

by Michael Lynn Enck December 15, 2016

lil poof poof

Going out to smoke a little bit of devils lettuce.

Roberto: Wanna go for a lil poof poof?
Cheistian: Of course!

by cheistian10_o January 19, 2018

Flodgy poocan

A small child with the enitials P.P

Ew that girl is such a flodgy poocan

by Ella henchworth February 20, 2018

foof poof

A nicer way to say Cunt Punt.

I foof poof’d her so hard she quief’d cunt nuggets.

by WelshDan October 2, 2018

Powdered poof

The act of inserting copious amounts of cocaine into the rectum of your partner then proceeding to have them fart it out into your face.

Me and my girlfriend Maggie did the powdered poof last night. Ended up looking like a 18th century monarch

by YungDiqCheez February 17, 2020

Boof poof

When you put nitrous in your asshole and then poof

Yo last night night I was so high I shoved a whip it up my ass and I boof poofed. Also I boof poofed your mom.

by Mike Huntisjew April 11, 2021