Red Pen Police

People who preoccupy themselves with correcting the spelling and grammar of others - normally out of some self-esteem issue or desire to prove some value from their otherwise useless thirty-grand education.

-- Lengthy, intelligent facebook status meant to prompt discussion --

Comment: You're*
Reply: UH OH RED PEN POLICE
Reply: Uh oh red pen police.*

by jazuuk November 7, 2012

fun police

The part of IT associated with ensuring that nobody has any fun, mainly because they are a bunch of wet towels who are full of spite and don't want anybody else to have fun because they aren't getting any.

Fingers:"Hey Fortress, can I have YouTube access?"
Fortress: "No, that would be fun. Get back to work, robot!"
Fingers: "Damn fun police!"

by 3nigm@ March 8, 2010

Tokyo Police Club

Badass indie pop-rock band hailing from Newmarket, Ontario, Canada (best country ever). Tokyo Police Club consists of four members: Greg Alsop (drums), Josh Hook (guitar), Dave Monks (vocals, bass), and Graham Wright (keyboards). They play a pretty good live show, too.

Tokyo Police Club play killer music. My fave song is The Harrowing Adventures of...

by niiire May 16, 2010

Scene police

A person who thinks that everyone else is trying to become scene. May make sly remarks to friends as if they are making fun of another person's style. This person may think they were the original scene queen, or the one who started the trend in their area.

"That girl is trying to look scene, but she can't pull it off.", said the scene police!

by Worried and Uneasy Friend. August 9, 2007

Grian Police

1. An urban planning authority whose jurisdiction is the entirety of Minecraft. The Grian Police are known for sending soldiers in netherite armor to demolish dirt houses and bad builds, violently. Led by Minecraft youtuber Grian, who specialises in making beautiful builds.

2. A word commonly used to threaten people who build ugly dirt houses or anything in Minecraft that’s ugly.

(Note: Usage examples below are numbered, they correlate to the numbered definitions above)

1. Remember! Dirt houses in Minecraft, or bad building in general is not tolerated! Any bad builders or dirt house builders will be arrested by the Grian Police.

2. Hey, improve this build or else I’m calling the Grian Police! They’re gonna demolish your build, you understand me?

by Gitarja June 29, 2020

WPS Winnipeg Police Service

The Winnipeg Police Service (WPS) is the police force of the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

Some of Winnipeg, and surrounding areas finest are members of "WPS Winnipeg Police Service"

civilian1: "know any of Winnipeg's finest"
civilian2: "oh yeah, Jacklin, Kevin, Jason, Bryan, even Jack

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by winnipegdude July 19, 2012

Fun Police

Person(s) who continue to tighten the corporate noose around workers necks ensuring that any hint of fun and enjoyment at work is stamped out before it becomes 'culture' within the office.

Grego, Schlarp would you like to play office cricket at lunch?

Schlarp, I would but the 'fun police' will probably tell us off.

by Schlarp January 24, 2005