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plus-size model

Katie is a plus-size model because she's fat but would be attractive if she wasn't.
by Flip April 26, 2004
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half your age plus seven

A totally idiotic and anti-Erotic (with reference to the god of love himself) dividing-line, whereby one may not make a Romantic/erotic/sexual move toward someone who is not at least half one's age, plus seven more years. (Or as non-terrans sometimes say in SF stories, "seven of your years," as though to make the point about the relativity of it all,)
Phaedrus: That gladiator-in-training over there sure has the moves, n'est-ce pas?

Xanthias: Shame on you! He is only 19 years of age, and your are 26! Don't you understand that the "half your age plus seven" rule is the will of the gods?!

Phaedrus: Right, tell Aphrodite that, after she pounced on that cute Trojan cowboy Anchises; tell Zeus that, after he swept away that other cute Trojan, Ganymede.
by Caniscandida September 12, 2009
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plush

A song by the Stone Temple Pilots in which a little girl gets kidnapped by criminals.
well the dogs to find her....
when the dogs begin to smell her....
plush...
by zombiepoo April 18, 2006
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PluspyBot

A chatbot designed by Pluspy for the enjoyment of the community on iFunny. It has been added to hundreds of group chats and direct messages.

The basic help menu can be accessed by typing ".help" into a message and sending it in a chat with PluspyBot in it.

Some more fun commands include say and 8ball, along with several others.
bl4ckstalli0n: How do you use PluspyBot?
swebge: .say Type ".help" for help or ".8ball" to ask a question
PluspyBot: Type ".help" for help or ".8ball" to ask a question
bl4ckstalli0n: Cool
bl4ckstalli0n: .8ball Am I cool?
PluspyBot: All signs point to doubtful.
bl4ckstalli0n: Fuck you
swebge: Ha
by swebge August 31, 2018
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plus tax

That booty was all that plus tax.
by Seth Snyder February 17, 2005
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plus 1

off of Sex and the City, some sort of slang term for the person you bring with you to a party to act as a fake date so as to keep others from hitting on you. (my guess is as good as yours)
I want to go to a party, wanna be my plus 1?
by Greg December 31, 2003
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half your age plus 5

The general rule for the adolescent to acceptable dating , and further relations. Generally used by teens and young adults.
Has begun to be used more often in 2013, as it's becoming more socially acceptable.
Half your age plus 5.
Miley: I'm totally going to hook up with tom.
Anna: You're only 14!!!
Miley: It's fine, I've reached pubery, and I'm old enough. And considering the half your age plus 5 rule, it's fine.
Anna: He's 18...
Miley: 1/2(18) = 9 + 5 = 14.
Anna: Ahh makes sense now.
by Samoy August 29, 2013
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