pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

by Mark November 23, 2003

pitchipoo

The name a parent would give their son or daughters “private parts” for ease of conversation in safeguarding from molestation.

Tina, your new friend Chris seems nice, has he tried to touch your pitchipoo?

by czavodney August 18, 2007

Plotched

Drunk, but a specific inebriation where the person is slow to respond; has a slight grin & happy countenance about them; and usually the person is surprised by the speed/level of their own drunkenness.

More drunk than "tipsy", but less drunk than "wasted".

"The sales girls in town for the weekend were plotched} on White Zinfandel before our sailboat had even exited the marina."

by Taylor Fladgate October 16, 2007

Pitching From The Grave

Pitching From The Grave - PITCHING - as in a sales pitch, selling someone on a product, convincing people to buy the crap your selling that they don't need.

FROM THE GRAVE - past tense your dead, buryed, and gone, no longer with the living.

PITCHING FROM THE GRAVE - Still convincing people with a sales pitch so they buy the crap your selling after you are dead and buryed.

Holy crap man I bought some oxyclean last night from Billy Mays, I can't belive thad dude is still Pitching From The Grave!

by SquigmanFraud August 14, 2009

Plotcheling

To fiddle with one's parts...

person a: where's josh?
person b: oh...he's plotcheling...its his daily plotchel time
person a: oh...well we wont see him for a while

by the unknown plotchelor October 6, 2009

potchi

person who says tree instead of three

potchi 1 2 tree

by fite me boi i know March 11, 2017

PO (Pitcher Only)

Cole Housel

You can’t spell Pollock without PO (Pitcher Only)

by Dawson Warner March 8, 2019