grand piano

88 kilograms of any type of drug. Derived from the song Da Rockwilder by Method Man & Redman. "You ship off ki's and we ship grand pianos."

While Carlito was busy moving kis, I was moving grand pianos.

Two weeks ago I sold a ki of cocaine, but now I have a grand piano of heroin.

by The One and Only Ross January 3, 2008

Pianorgasm

An orgasm or any other form of sexual arousal induced by piano playing.

Sam J: That girl is such a piano whore. She has a pianorgasm whenever you play it!

Sam G: I know.

by stupidtysontiger February 27, 2010

Tired Pigeon

When your penis is in need of a quick kid ( Resulting into coitus with no condom )

I need to release my tired pigeon really quick.

by 234kys May 25, 2018

piano monkey

Someone who plays the piano like a wild monkey.

piano monkey, tori amos, jazz pianists, etc...

by JC of CA October 16, 2008

carrier pigeon

The coolest type of bird EVER. They carry messages on their feet because they're so cool. They're basically n00bs that do stuff for you. A great example is Shap. Except for the fact that Shap isn't really really cool.
Anyway, screw cell phones, carrier pigeons is the new thing. Pfft, texting is overrated.
Buy a carrier pigeon.

Example? A carrier pigeon!

by Presidente Paoola January 5, 2008

Gym Pigeon

A person who only works out their upper body and doesn't understand what it is to do a squat or a deadlift.

Hence they end up looking like their animal namesake; fluffed up on top but walking around on matchsticks.

Dave, you see that gym pigeon over there? Doing arm curls in the squat rack.

Yeah, he's got legs like my 12 year old niece!

by Evil P July 9, 2010

hardcore piano

n) (Also known as "hxc piano" or simply "hxcp"). Certain moments in songs when the artist breaks the song down to a piano riff that is, well, irrevocably hardcore. Similar to "air guitar" only incalculably more hardcore. Applicable to those moments in certain (trance) songs in which the artist (Rob Mayth, or possibly DJ Roxx) breaks it down to a piano melody that is incredibly legit, incredibly hardcore, and incredibly synthesized. You find yourself unable to do anything but play along and comment to those around you about the hardcoreness you are experiencing.

"Dude, Weekend has Come has far too much hardcore piano... I'm not sure I can do this while driving."

"When I listen to Baby I Love Your Way by Rob Mayth I find myself incapable of not breaking into the good old hardcore piano... I just can't help it."

Dude 1: "What happened to Horatio?"
Dude 2: "Oh, he died..."
Dude 1: "That sucks, how?"
Dude 2: "He was listening to Rob Mayth and driving fast, and that hxcp came on and, well, you know the rest...."

by Natalie Horler October 18, 2007