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guinea pig

one of the awesomest pets you can get. there is another definition saying they are brittle creatures because they break themselves on exercise wheels- they arent supposed to use them, dumbass. guinea pigs are related to the capybara, the largest rodent alive. guinea pigs are one of the only rodents that see in color. they are cute and curious. they are NOT stupid like the said dumbass thinks. i love my pigs of guinea. they are also not only owned by 7 yr olds. i know a 20 yr old who has guinea pigs. she loves them to death.
mom, can i have a horsey?
honey, how about a guinea pig?
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Nigel the Pig

Nigel is a legendary pig located in Florida. He is a guinea pig purchased in the spring of 2012. He is commonly referred to as "Nigel" or "Pig." Nigel has black and white fur and grew very rapidly despite the lights being on for the majority of the day. It is unknown how Nigel got sleep. Nigel has a close, personal relationship with the legendary Anthony Favata. Anthony Favata is not the owner of the legendary pig. Nigel was fed a lot of hay.
Guy 1: Yo its Nigel

Guy 1: Yo hows the pig

Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Its Nigel the Pig

Guy 3: Yo, get that thing out of here!

Anthony Favata: Yo chill out its just a pig. Yo pig, Uncle Favata has got your back (pokes finger at Nigel).
by yoitsnigelthepig December 15, 2013
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digger pig

A person who grows their facial hair with the intent of rubbing and "digging" it into the bare skin of their victim.
Brian exclaimed, "Get off of me you digger pigs!" when Adam and Kyle were digging their beards into his neck.
by ShavedGolf November 24, 2006
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Jack That Pig

Jack that pig is used to enlighten success. Anytime you have accomplished something you can use jack that pig in an excited, manly voice to let people know. See it used in a sentence for further clarification.
I really gave that girl some good sex last night, I really know how to jack that pig!
by Teamcletus November 23, 2018
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wiener pig

A woman who is in constant search of a new male sexual partner, may or may not dress in a provocative manner. Wiener pigs search for a new male sex partner like it is an addiction. Wiener pigs are also very territorial, they tend to claim there past and present victims as their territory almost similar to a dog or cat marking their territory.
She told all the guys in the area to hold on to their pants because the wiener pigs have arrived and they would try and take them off to claim a new sexual partner.
by The banker April 12, 2014
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Mud The Pigs

When you are having sex with a girl or guy and they shit on your balls, covering it in poo. Aka Mudding the Pigs.
Nimfae was being fucked by Sealreth when he pounded her vagina so hard she shit on his balls. She loves to mud the pigs!!
by Effy__ October 28, 2011
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health pig

refering to one who, during any combat based co-operative video game (i.e. Left 4 Dead) takes all available health pack, pills or health increasing goodies leaving none for the other player who is supposed to be their friend.
bill is a health pig, he barely needed a first aid kit and used it on himself anyway, and took another one, leaving the rest of the team to suffer and die
by billhealthpig June 15, 2009
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