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guinea pig

one of the awesomest pets you can get. there is another definition saying they are brittle creatures because they break themselves on exercise wheels- they arent supposed to use them, dumbass. guinea pigs are related to the capybara, the largest rodent alive. guinea pigs are one of the only rodents that see in color. they are cute and curious. they are NOT stupid like the said dumbass thinks. i love my pigs of guinea. they are also not only owned by 7 yr olds. i know a 20 yr old who has guinea pigs. she loves them to death.
mom, can i have a horsey?
honey, how about a guinea pig?
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Nigel the Pig

Nigel is a legendary pig located in Florida. He is a guinea pig purchased in the spring of 2012. He is commonly referred to as "Nigel" or "Pig." Nigel has black and white fur and grew very rapidly despite the lights being on for the majority of the day. It is unknown how Nigel got sleep. Nigel has a close, personal relationship with the legendary Anthony Favata. Anthony Favata is not the owner of the legendary pig. Nigel was fed a lot of hay.
Guy 1: Yo its Nigel

Guy 1: Yo hows the pig

Guy 2: Oh Shoot! Its Nigel the Pig

Guy 3: Yo, get that thing out of here!

Anthony Favata: Yo chill out its just a pig. Yo pig, Uncle Favata has got your back (pokes finger at Nigel).
by yoitsnigelthepig December 15, 2013
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digger pig

A person who grows their facial hair with the intent of rubbing and "digging" it into the bare skin of their victim.
Brian exclaimed, "Get off of me you digger pigs!" when Adam and Kyle were digging their beards into his neck.
by ShavedGolf November 24, 2006
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Benis pig

Benis pig is the creator of all living beings
"you know Benis pig?"

"No who the hell is that you musty crusty dusty buhdussy smelling ass"

"Benis pig the creator of life"
by Rocket 😼 December 17, 2021
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health pig

refering to one who, during any combat based co-operative video game (i.e. Left 4 Dead) takes all available health pack, pills or health increasing goodies leaving none for the other player who is supposed to be their friend.
bill is a health pig, he barely needed a first aid kit and used it on himself anyway, and took another one, leaving the rest of the team to suffer and die
by billhealthpig June 15, 2009
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pig kicker

"your a cow tippin pig kickin son of a bitch."

"just cuz i grew up on a farm dont mean im a pig kicker."

"i didnt even know you grew up on a farm."
by mickey brown March 7, 2007
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Float a pig

I’m gonna go float a pig.
by Sqeekydad October 6, 2021
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