dom perineum

The fine concoction that collects in your crotch after a long, hard and sweaty day.

My Dom perineum is earthy on the nose reminiscent of walnuts and goat cheese, very opulent structure with silky tannins, with excellent length and a creamy finish.

by cherryhang February 16, 2015

Tea peeing

When you cum inside the vagina and it goes into a teacup

Whoa I just cumed in her and it landed in her teacup. That was a good tea peeing

by Ihaveheese December 31, 2016

gay peninsula theory

The theory that gay people in the United States enjoy living on this tips of peninsulas, which is quite possibly a subconscious phallic desire. For proof, look at three different cities: San Francisco, Provincetown, and Key West. All three are known for high percentages of gay residents, thriving gay tourism, and prominent gay pride parades; and all three are located at the tips of peninsulas.

Granted, Key West is technically part of an archipelago and not a peninsula, but US Route 1 connects the entire island chain to the mainland, so for practical intents and purposes, the keys form a peninsula.

No doubt uptight ignorant people will cry "homophobia" when they read this, but there is nothing offensive about gay peninsula theory.

by klopek007 March 14, 2010

paving slab

A spastic. nothing else. just a spastic

i'm a paving slab sir GAHHHHAHAA!

by orderoftheflame April 10, 2004

Bo Pelini'ed

Either man our woman after one night stand, unknowingly has wallet /purse stolen. 24 hours later pusslump and scabyo surface near genitals. Approximately one week later balls start to resemble jerkysack. At this time Dr is consoled. Best friend finds Dr paperwork in truck and friend comes clean having to dutybrown about the dirty whore who stole money and destroyed his/hers genital skin.

I'm not going in that bar, I heard that's where Chris was Bo Pelini'ed.........

by Toecrib December 6, 2009

paving

When a male is hanging out or with more then two females at once. Take note that the male is the only male.

John: Is that kid actually the only guy over there?
Steve: Yeah he is toatally paving it right now.
John: Respect lost.

by str8thug November 15, 2012

crazy paving

someone with really really bad teeth. quite likely to be British.

Austin Powers.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003